Murmuring Beast

List your qualifications, work experience in order of chronology. List your qualities and experiences in life and what you could offer to that position with these experiences. If you can speak any languages or are good with computers or maybe even something like music, the boss will see a dedicated person who will apply themselves outside of the workplace. Basically talk yourself up and prove that you are the best man for the job.

Lennon and Harrison for a Beatles final tour. Carl Wilson to get the Beach Boys back together, as well as Dennis.

Directed at myself, because I am -IB-.

I've got two weeks in Boston coming up, with my parents admittedly. Hopefully something will happen worth retelling.

You are actually improving as a poster, I'll give you that much. Try not to post so much though.

He's DonkeyLips.

I'd paint that bitch green, strap a towel to the back of it and cruise down the streets at 120 km/h while The Hurricane's theme music plays loud through the speakers I seriously can't get over that.

Abba Gold. Seriously! I was 12.

I agree.

This is horrible.

Peter Buck John Lennon Jesus

Wow, that is fucking scary.

You are so kind...

Yea, sucks being a teenager

EDIT: FUCK GEOCITIES!

Has MAD magazine paid you royalities for using your visage on their cover for the past several decades? Harsh, Chevy. But no, no royalties.

Old Pic This is fairly recent but a lot of the hair has gone. My Hair~~~

Blunkett's an arsehole. I voted Lib Dem.

They have a new album out.

I watch her ass sway back and forth as we walk up the steps towards her office. She also wears dresses that stop abover her knees, and while I'm in her office often does the repeated leg crossing. Tell me Banky, should I go for it? Pics?

My psychologist's name is Ruth. She has perky tits, a peach shaped ass, and legs that go on for forever. Cute face too. Do you have sexual feelings for her? Forget it, pal, they are never interested. They are asexual.

Screw that, I have my own shiny badge.

STOP POSTING is the catchphrase of the year. And it's no coincidence I quoted KingOfTheRing909.

You're fired Cunt. Where's my compensation? Don't drown in the shit Your humour me and I want to be a subscriber to your weekly publication.

You're fired Cunt. Where's my compensation?