Murmuring Beast

Yea, there are so many "main-events" on one PPV.

After the most brutal Hell In The Cell match in history, what shape will Triple H and Kevin Nash be in? Plus, will Mick Foley have washed his only shirt in time to catch the show? After the triathalon what will Bischoff's reaction be to Austin's hilarious actions. All this and more five star matches on RAW tomorrow night!!! Ratings subject to drastic change

When all else fails ...

Yea, but Hurricane is over. Talent doesn't mean as much if you are massively over.

Jobbers are used to give the Jobbers, mostly rookies, a chance to show off in front of a crowd and a camera. Makes sense to me.

Last night, WWE could have gone to great lengths to make some new stars: they didn't. Apart from La Resistance, the Hurricane wasn't on the show, neither were woman wrestlers Jazz, Trish and Molly. It's really all over for a lot of the guys on the Raw Roster. Rob Van Dam is absolutely fucked. Booker is finished as a competitor even at IC level. Kane is going no-where. Hurricane wasn't on the show at all. Guys who went over: Goldberg, Steiner, Triple H and Flair. For a start, none of the above need wins. They are all veterans and in Flair and Steiner's case should be near retirement. Goldberg more or less killed Jericho despite selling the arm, Steiner beat a young wrestler, Test, Flair and Michaels should be used to put new guys over, not shooting wads all over each other every night. If the belt is going to stay on Triple H a new challenger has to come from somewhere. Who's on Raw that can challenge? Orton is set for a mega-push, but he's on Triple H's side so that rules him out. Hurricane will never be anything in WWE if last night says anything. Rob Van Dam is losing heart and heat. Test and Christian - both heels - are still not good enough. Goldberg has been around the block and so a World Title win will mean very little. Personally, I would switch Jericho to face, in an ideal world, and have him challenge for the belt as he is the only credible challenger remaining. Whilst last night's Hell in the Cell wasn't bad, you have to look at the three guys in the ring. Foley: a retired wrestler acting as referee; Nash: a man who should be retired through age and immobility; Triple H: a man who has proven time and again that he won't give anyone a shot at the gold without making them look like shit. Triple H made Nash look like a pile of crap too last night. It's all over for this brand extension, but the only selling point are these "dream matches" that we are promised every month. I'm very disappointed - I had genuine hope for last night.

I'm off to bed to pleasure some ladies and you can reply, but you're all buts and maybes...

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Jump

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Edge

Thank you~ For Life, Man.

The name's Czech Republic I can't get that to rhyme He's at his computer a day at a time The Republic, yea, that's in the east And you know what that means If you know what I mean They like screwing their teens... That wasn't as good.

Yo his name's Bob Barron and that really sucks he likes William Regal and all those boring schmucks If he had a life he wouldn't have 10822 posts Stocks himself up on those sunday roasts WORD~

They had transportation problems~

That was funny in a sort of punch the screen type of way.

Recycling guy in The Simpsons

RUSSO RULES~!

Worst Champion: Road Dogg - the guy couldn't wrestle.

Big Show has that great cartoony heel look that I love.

Christ, Vince has been on the board!

Hey! Leave Gunn and Train outta there!