Murmuring Beast

No sold too! I feel like a jobber against Goldberg!

Fucking awesome, Ghettoman. Albert is the next big surprise in wrestling and I'm going to be there when all the fuckers like Scott Keith and his generic Canada-Loving followers have to sit up and take notice of this guy. Fuck the doubters.

No Sold? The shame!

At least with the inflatable one, you don't have to put your hand over the metal bit to stop skull crackage.

Gunn's a good athlete and a decent wrestler. But he came 20 years too late.

Can't wait to see that finish. Brock is awesome and Kudos to Show for taking the bump.

The finish will RULE all bad finishes. I'm predicting some sort of weak weapon shot. Knee Brace to skull anyone?

Miranda could carry a show. As could that Gordo guy.

W.W.E to the tune of Y.M.C.A "Young man, there's no need to feel fat I said, young man, pick yourself off the mat I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new ring There's no need to feel held dow-wn. Young man, there's a place you can job I said, young man, when you're losing streak makes you sob You can stay there and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a bad time It's fun to wrestle with WWE It's fun to wrestle with WWE They have losers like you that they love to hold down Back your bags, just like D'Lo Brown It's fun to wrestle with WWE It's fun to wrestle with WWE You can't get a clean win Jobbing that's what you'll do Like Funaki and all the Kung-Fu's Young man, are you listening to me I said, young man, get your hands off your knees I said, young man, listen to Triple H But you've got to listen to just one thing Shut it, yea, I said shut your big mouth Young man, put your pride on the shelf I said, young man, you are a dead-beat May life begin and end wrestling Crash on Heat It's fun to wrestle with WWE It's fun to wrestle with WWE You can't get a clean win Jobbing that's what you'll do Like Funaki and all the Kung-Fu's Young man, I was once in your shoes I said, young man, I thought I always would lose But the difference is I'm shagging Vince's daughter - ooh yea That's when someone came up to me Her breasts had sprung up to 38DD She said Vince, yea, he wanted a champ That could hold the belt for-ever It's fun to wrestle with WWE It's fun to wrestle with WWE You can't get a clean win Jobbing that's what you'll do Like Funaki and all the Kung-Fu's It's fun to wrestle with WWE It's fun to wrestle with WWE They have losers like you that they love to hold down Back your bags, just like D'Lo Brown WWE WWE WWE WWE Yea!

Lance's best match was against Hugh Morrus on Velocity a few months back. Other than that, Lance sucks. Goodnight.

You can hang out with all the losers...

Young man, get your face off the ground I said, young man, there's no need to feel down Help me out here guys. Something about getting held down or pedigreed.

WCW

And have Hebner break the other shoulder making the count? Wow, we make a great booking team...

Real Lady Marmalade!

Wake me up when we get there.

"God God, folks, in 25 years in this business I have never seen a man climb a cell like this!" Time to retire that phrase, JR.

Orton had a good match with Undertaker(!) when Taker still had the title last year. June/July.

Nash is a cripple. You can only walk and get away with it if you are Andre The Giant. Nash isn't.

Na. There will be more turns by then. Michaels will turn heel soon, I'm sure of it.

He used his magical powers of prejudice. "Flair? **** minimum. Hey, quit hogging the vaseline... Ooh, yea, Nature Boy, talk dirty like last week..."

Sadly, the once great man is now embarassing himself. "Double Flapjack!" Excuse Me?

Change it to Chesty La Rue.

I agree with Chave here. Orton sucks, but so did Rock. Sadly "Evolution" is not the type of group you can easily shine in.

Gayda is not ultra-hot.