Lil' Bitch

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As JJ and Radio said, I too nominate Laffy Taffy to be THE worst song of 2005. As for Gwen Stefani, while I can see the hate for Holliback, Luxurious is fucking terrible and I'm sure Biggie is rolling around in his grave right now.

No, but it makes me feel better.

I loved the X series, but gave up once they went 3D. Totally lame IMO.

Wow, thank goodness I decided to skip out tonight. I'd rather have HBK Vs. JBL at Mania than Michaels / McMahon. What I noticed a few years back anyway, if Vince is on RAW he would be a face, but when he showed up on SD, he was a heel.

Slaughter / Hogan is a very underrated match.

By that logic, then that would also mean the lineage of the Intercontinental and US titles would be in the World Heavyweight Title.

Well Snake in MSG3 is Big Boss so its not the Snake we know. Solid Snake was born in 1972 IIRC. The best way I understood the MSG2 ending (after trying to comprehend such a God damn confusing storyline with way too many twists and turns) is that the Patriots were 200 year ghosts living to cyberspace to trying to gain control over digital censorship.

Undertaker wants the best Wrestlemania match in his career before he retires, he's not going to get that out of Batista. Either Kurt Angle or Chris Benoit are only going to be able to do that. I really don't think Batista / Undertaker is happening, but it would be nice. WWE never knows what the hell they're talking about, World Heavyweight Title = WCW Championship in my eyes and I'm glad I'm not the only one who feels that way. If anything, the only reason why they haven't put it up (yet) is because of WCW's carelessness with the handling of their own world title especially in the 2000 clusterfuckfest.

Finding out Gas Snake was the President of the United States at the very end of MGS Not being able to finish MGS2 with Solid Snake, that was bullshit!

Better than Hilary Clinton

I'm all for a proper Batista / Kane match finally especially when it means Kane main eventing PPVs again with the world title on the line. The belt that was handed to Triple H does not have the same lineage as the WCW title, no matter what the WWE would like you to think. *Sigh* Here we go again... If the WWE is going to use the same lineage with the US title which has a different design, the lineage of the World Heavyweight Title is the same plus it has the SAME design.

Piper Vs. Hogan - The War To Settle The Score!

So I'm guessing Flair / Edge for NYR then? I really don't see the point of McMahon and HBK reviewing the DVD, does that mean Bret will get to review HBK's book in return then? I'd love to see that.

If big name PPVs like SSeries didn't have crap like Bischoff Vs. Long or Trish Vs. Melina on the card, it would have had better a better buyrate. Of course, with rookies like Masters and Carlito being in the main event when they have no business being there didn't help either.

Seriously, what a prick.

Austin broke Regis's nose? Details please.

During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him. Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant; he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit. It takes 14 puppeteers to make Vin Diesel smile, but only 2 to make him destroy an orphanage. Vin Diesel is the reason why Waldo is hiding. Vin Diesel once beat Super Mario Bros 3 without even touching his Nintendo controller. He just yelled at his TV in between bites of his "Filet of Child" sandwich, and the game beat itself out of fear. In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Vin Diesel could use to kill you, including the room itself. There is no "I" in team. There are two "I"s in Vin Diesel. Fuck you, team. If you rearrange the letters in Vin Diesel it reveals his credo: "I End Lives." Magnetic compasses do not point toward true North; They point in the direction of Vin Diesel. He just likes to sit on a lawn chair and shout, "Jackets are for pussies!" at the Arctic researchers. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Vin Diesel allows to live. When Vin Diesel goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket. Vin Diesel has always been able to find Waldo, except for one time. He found himself stumped on the last page of ‘Where's Waldo Now?’, not being able to find the Waldo without a shoe. He threw the book down and screamed, "This is BULLSHIT! They're all wearing shoes." He then proceeded to eat the book and exclaim, "IF I CAN'T FIND WALDO, THEN NO ONE CAN!” The book he ate belonged to a child that he had borrowed it from. The child began to cry and Vin ate him for good measure. The incident has since been referred to as Christmas. Vin Diesel can win a game of Monopoly without owning any property. Vin Diesel is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis. Vin Diesel has two speeds: Walk and kill. When Vin Diesel jumps into a body of water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Vin instead. Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. When Vin Diesel was born, the nurse said, "holy crap! That's Vin Diesel!" Then she had had sex with him. At that point, she was the third girl he had slept with. If you were to lock Vin Diesel in a room with a guitar, a year later you would have the greatest album ever. It would sweep the Grammy’s. When asked why he doesn't do this Vin replied, "because Grammy’s are for queers." Then he ate a knife to show the seriousness of his response. Vin Diesel played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won. Vin Diesel was the hunter who shot Bambi's mother. He then wore her carcass like it was a coat while he made his rounds at the local children's hospital. Vin Diesel coined the phrase, "I could eat a horse," after he ate every last unicorn in existence. In fine print at on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Vin Diesel, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever come to matching him. Vin Diesel once walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors. On his birthday, Vin Diesel randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Vin Diesel can divide by zero. Vin Diesel's hair is too afraid of him to grow. You are what you eat. That is why Vin Diesel's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and the tears of small children. When Vin Diesel does a push-up, he isn't lifting himself up; He's pushing the Earth down. Crop circles are Vin's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. The main export of Vin Diesel is pain.

A cum guzzling gutter slut to be exact!

Benoit Vs. The Undertaker I'm pretty sure Cena / Edge will take place at the Rumble.

Kane's gotta be up there. He could have had the biggest run of his career after his mask removed with a non stop path destruction like in late 97 to early 98 leading into another world title win that could have had a proper / decent run unlike that joke that was a one day reign. Fans love the guy, he's been a proven draw a couple of times. And what do they do? They stick him in a HORRIBLE feud with Shane fucking McMahon of all people, SCREW him over in what would have a good fued with Goldberg all because HHH wanted to stay in the spotlight, and then book him into becoming a little bitch against the Undertaker in their Wrestlemania rematch which was nothing more than an extended Undertaker squash that was nothing like (or good for that matter) their match 6 years prior then moves into being part of the worst angle 2004 by basically forcing Lita to have sex with and marry him, with Lita actually growing feelings for Kane 6 months later than was reeking of Vince Russo. Kane will be nothing more than an occasional main event jobber and that's bullshit.

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Nice to see Big Show and HBK finally get their jobs back from Carlito and HHH. HHH and HBk haven't wrestled on TV since Taboo Tuesday 2004 right?

Lets see, Vince is a dick and Lesnar is a broke bitch. I have no interest in seeing Hogan / Cena or Hogan / Angle so I think Hogan / Big Show would be the best way to go. After all, it wouldn't be a problem to rehash the Hogan / Andre feud. Edit: More on the Hardy / Undertaker fiasco Credit: Wrestling Observer Newsletter