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Well I guess it's good they didn't put him over Orton then. Come on Jeff

I met Snoop and spoke in ebonics to him. He just waved at me. Mark Summers from Double Dare signed an autograph for me and told me to take the physical challenge. It was the best moment of my life

I liked the twins skit with all the winking, and Amy Adams' awesomeness, but the farts were terrible- SNL should be above that. And Tim Calhoun just owned you

I'm really enjoying the show so far. Not that I'm biased at all, but I'm also a huge Amy Adams fan. I'm sure that has nothing to do with it. Ironically last time someone started a thread proclaiming a show to be terrible (Queen Latifah Oct 04), it ended up being one of my favourite shows of the season

Next time I'll put one hand behind my back and do the V for victory signal.

Hi

I just realised I forgot Phoenix and Florida in hockey

The Warriors and Kings have won titles. I forgot the Suns, Twolves and Grizzlies though

This is without looking I promise: MLB: Tampa Bay Devil Rays Seattle Mariners Texas Rangers Washington Nationals Houston Astros Milwaukee Brewers Colorado Rockies NBA (is this counting ABA titles) Toronto Raptors New Jersey Nets (won ABA titles) Cleveland Cavs Indiana Pacers Charlotte Bobcats New Orleans Hornets Orlando Magic Utah Jazz LA Clippers Dallas Mavericks Denver Nuggets NFL: Buffalo Bills Cleveland Browns (never won Super Bowl, but I think won pre-SB titles) Cincinnati Bengals Tennessee Titans Houston Texans Jacksonville Jaguars San Diego Chargers Philadelphia Eagles (never won SB, but won pre-SB titles) Arizona Cardinals (see above) Minnesota Vikings Detroit Lions New Orleans Saints Carolina Panthers Atlanta Falcons Seattle Seahawks NHL: Ottawa Senators Washington Capitals Atlanta Thrashers Nashville Predators San Jose Sharks Minnesota Wild Columbus Blue Jackets Vancouver Canucks St. Louis Blues Los Angeles Kings

No, MVP is much worse. Thank you for posting the vote totals, al.

CLEAR EYES! FULL HEARTS! CAN'T LOSE! http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/nbc-...t-with-directv/ EXCLUSIVE: NBC Picking Up 'Friday Night Lights' After Partnering With DirecTV This is great news to that small but passionate audience for the best TV series you're not watching. I'm told that Jeff Zucker, Marc Graboff and Ben Silverman had been searching for a way to renew the critically acclaimed but low-rated Friday Night Lights for a 3rd season in a way that would still make financial sense. The answer came in a deal with DirecTV, now owned by John Malone's Liberty Media. Clearly Malone is looking to offer exclusive content to his satellite subscribers to distinguish DirecTV from its rivals on a content as well as price basis. "It's an innovative deal where NBC found a partner who will share costs and exhibition windows," an insider explained to me. So both NBC and DirecTV will be airing Friday Night Lights across multipurpose platforms. I'm a big fan of hour-long high school football drama (which is really about horny teens and their hornswoggled parents) so I say hooray. NBC aired the last completed episode of Friday Night Lights on February 8th, but until now there's been no word on the fate of the seven remaining episodes that have been written but not produced. I can report now that the third season is saved. Even though it usually ends up last in its time slot, the show does OK in the 18-to-49 demos and often wins the 18-to-34 demos. But FNL's Season One only averaged 6.1 million viewers a week, making it something like the 95th-highest rated show on network primetime TV, and Season Two averaged 6.2 million viewers a week but still came in at 101th. I can't say whether the fans' campaign to save the show by sending all those mini- footballs to NBC bigwigs worked the magic. But I do know the execs got them.

Al and I had a mini-tiff in October 2005, when I complained about how the Braves bullpen sucked and he seemed to take offence to that

You put Jerk in twice as well. Are there that many good posters that we needed to pad this thing? And vote results please

The RAW before X-8 is hilarously bad. They blur our Stephanie's ass-crack.

Wasn't that WMAC Masters?

Agent: Packers QB Brett Favre will retire after 17 seasons By CHRIS JENKINS, AP Sports Writer 34 minutes ago (AP)—Green Bay Packers quarterback Brett Favre has decided to retire from the NFL after 17 seasons. “He has had one of the greatest careers in the history of the National Football League, and he is able to walk away from the game on his own terms— not many players are able to do that,” Packers general manager Ted Thompson said Tuesday. Favre’s agent Bus Cook said the 38-year-old quarterback told him of his decision Monday night. “Nobody pushed Bret Favre out the door, but then nobody encouraged him not to go out that door, either,” Cook said by phone from his Hattiesburg, Miss., office. FOX Sports first reported Tuesday that the three-time MVP planned to retire. Associated Press Writer Ron Harris in Jackson, Miss., contributed to this report.

I think Favre's retirement deserves its own thread

Homicide: Life on the Street

He posts at prowrestlingonly

NHL: Toronto: The John Ferguson Era. Vancouver: The years after they made the cup, from 96-2001 where they were just a go nowhere listless franchise, and didn't even have Trevor Linden. NBA: Nets: The death of Drazen Petrovic. MLB: Braves: June 2006, and the 10-game losing streak. That was where you knew the division run was coming to an end. NFL: Saints: The 2005 season. With the Saints it's pick any season, but watching them go 3-13 not even knowing if they'd ever go back to New Orleans, losing two BS games, and playing the Giants in a "home" game at Giants Stadium, well that one season was a big pile of suck. NCAA: Memphis Tigers: Darius Washington's missed free throws. Granted, the post-Price pre-Cal era was abysmal, but those missed free throws still kill me. Question: Chicago Cubs, Arizona Cardinals, Chicago Blackhawks, Sacramento Kings- who ends their drought first?

The board has had a weird glitch where some posts are listed as February 3.

SuperJerk and Y2Jerk are both in the tourney. Aren't they the same person?

Should I campaign for this tournament?

Agreed, I really enjoyed that. I wish more SNL skits tried to be like that, I love those little moments

It's just a weird skit. I really don't get it. The minute my friend told me Pell wrote it, I thought: I knew it!