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He's got a weird thing for chicks who say "aboot".

Cleverness rating: 6.5

I think part of the problem was they prepared for Duce all week, only for him to be pulled from the game about an hour beforehand. McNabb trying to force the ball to TO didn't help matters either. I think it says alot that they have stopped giving the ball to Freddie Mitchell, and our 3rd down conversion percentage ghas gone down every single week.

Lunch: Spaghetti-O's

I think I will actually take you up on that and head down to the local Industrial Park this afternoon.

Eh, I've only been out of work about two weeks. I'll be alright. I'm just getting fuckin cabin fever sitting in the goddamn house all the time.

They all suck.

You guys know of any sites I can go to to look for work? I've been using the usual, Monster, CareerBuilder, and HotJobs. Know any other?

This is exactly what they did to the Pats. Couldn't Reid have prepared a little bit fuckin better? Birds need to bounce back and squash Dallas next Monday by like 4 TDS.

Sid also had that "intensity" to him. I would always go, "Yeah, kick his ass, Sid!" I would do that too, even though he threw some of the worst punches ever seen.

Jesus, that sucks. I feel for ya brother. Tell me you at least got to feel tit while he was playing "Your Body Is A Wonderland".

Yeah and they are most famous for writing a song about the Big Bad Wolf. Rejoice......... I'm pretty sure I used to own a copy of that single before they had to change their name. "Three Little Pigs" is off of Cereal Killer: The Soundtrack. The much, MUCH better album is the follow up, 333, which featured the single "Carnage Rules," which was the theme song for the video game "Maximum Carnage." Wow, I actually vaguely remember that. Red case for the game? So, to sum up, their two biggest songs were about the Big Bad Wolf and a comic book villain.........rejoice.

But Jim gets the small pictures. Axl gets the big ones Fuck off, queer. Don't wink at me. I'm spoken for. Homophobe. I've got a bigger cock then his boyfriend anyways.

He's gonna fuck R Kelly up, dogg.

If it looks like a turd, and smells like a turd, then God damn it, it's most likely a turd.

Man I miss Sid. I'm going to go watch my Sid shoot to quench my Sid thirst.

I think I can see scrote. Not that I was looking...............

I have a couple friends who called me a "pussy" when I was going to attend a peace rally when Bush first invaded Iraq. A couple years later, they are all liberal and Pro Kerry. And I voted for Bush. So, it's a source of neverending argument, except for the fact that my guy won.

You apologize for everything you've ever posted? Well, ok, apology accepted little buddy.

My top ten 2Pac Eminem Biggie Ice Cube Snoop Mos Def Common Atmosphere Method Man Jay Z

There's a multitude of cover bands I have seen at bars around here on my own free will that were just awful. Ever see some of these lameasses attempt choreography? Or to do a rock version of "It's Gettin Hot in Here" or "Regulate"? I think the worst I saw though, was probably Steve Miller Band. I went with my parents and was too young to have any real fun. Staind runs a close second, although "Mudshovel" was mosh Heaven.

Yeah and they are most famous for writing a song about the Big Bad Wolf. Rejoice......... I'm pretty sure I used to own a copy of that single before they had to change their name.

Aw man, the Beast! I salute you............. I wish I had some percs to deal with my overly painful cough. Anyways, for a late night snack, I had a Chicken Pot Pie Hot Pocket.

But Jim gets the small pictures. Axl gets the big ones

Lunch: Chicken and pork fried rice