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I've never read any Kurt Vonnegut, so it's dangling from a hook in a doorway with a belt around your neck and a fistful of death erection. I just borrowed a book of his interviews from a friend. Pretty interesting stuff so far. Anyways, I once had two consecutive psychics tell me I would die at 26. Does Agent agree?

Wait a minute....this got a DVD release? What's this world coming to?

Point being, The Replacement's bass player, Tommy Stinson, he plays with Axl's new GNR now............. Just sayin is all...........

Zuh?

Does my IP still have to be banned? Remember, I am still unemployed, so I am fuckin bored to death here. I never realized how lame the internet could be.

Should I be proud or ashamed that mine was the first one banned?

I've neevr had to overcome this problem, but I have heard of several different liquids/powders at GNC that can clear you right out. I guess go there and look into it.

No need to punish yourself. No one should have to suffer having sex with Lita...she probably has a dick. I'd hit it from the back. Redheads are freaks.

They also had a song, I think it was called "Before I Let You Go". If you want to talk about one hit R&B wonders, what about Shai "If I Ever Fall In Love" or Shai "Freak Me"?

Yawn.

Puck > Jesus

But Foley was in there! I enjoyed it for what it was.

Who's that chick that kept hitting him in the nuts? I'd definitely fuck her brains out.

The Nate, Brenda and Claire characters are probably my favorite three television characters of all time.

But give a girl some turkey and wine, and it's like giving her a vicodin. You'll be in like flynt.

Jerry Flynn and Dan Severn.

Coors Light, in association with USA Pro Wrestling promoter Frank Goodman will hold "The Legends and Icons Series" on Friday 1/21 in Hershey, PA at the Giant Center and Saturday 1/22 at the Toyota Center in York, PA The talent scheduled for the weekend is a virtual calvacade of names including Mick Foley, Vader, Sid Vicious, Al Snow, Terry Funk, Dusty Rhodes, Jerry Lawler, the tag team reunion of Rick & Scott Steiner, Roddy Piper doing a Piper's Pit segment, Diamond Dallas Page, Dustin Rhodes, Raven, D'Lo Brown, Justin Credible, Perry Saturn, Kamala, Bam Bam Bigelow, Koko B. Ware, Norman Smiley, The Honky Tonk Man, Glen Gilberti, Terry Taylor, Jim Neidhart, Bob Orton, Brutus Beefcake, Greg Valentine, Hacksaw Duggan, Virgil, Chris Kanyon, Balls Mahoney, Axl Rotten, Nikolai Volkoff, The Iron Sheik, and Bill Apter. The shows will be booked by USA Pro Wrestling's Frank Goodman, who is credited as the General Manager for the events. Tickets for both shows will go on sale after Thanksgiving weekend. MY FAULT, COULD SOMEONE MOVE THIS TO MISC. PROMOTIONS?

True, it is a very loose definition. I have no argument. Except AOO's definition of the Doors. That wasn't a gimmick, that was their "style". Wait, what's the difference between the two? Fuck this, I have a headache.

Motion seconded.

Chunky Soup Chicken and Dumplings.

I don't like Brad. He made fun of someone because of their receding hair line

Yeah but the word "mixer" is so fuckin gay. It's a party no matter the amount of people in my eyes. It's all on the quality of the people and how the evening turns out. You can have 15 people (hopefully a pretty even guy/girl ratio) partying their asses off, playing cards, yelling, doing beer bongs, there's some fuckin going on in the bathroom, you can actually have a decent conversation, blah blah blah, and that could be defined as a party. On the other hand, you could have a 60 person borefest, as most frat parties I have been to were. People standing in their own distinct corners, there may be some beer pong and a weed room, but otherwise, it reeks of lameness. Not to mention there is probably an overabundance of roofies so those wankers can get laid. That to me is not a party, it's a gathering, and a disgusting one at that. In summation, just stop using the word mixer, and all will be healed. And, if you seek approval, as it seems you do, post pictures of hot girls next time. That Jello Wrestling shit just didn't cut the cake with me.

Anyone that has to rely on gimmicks has always pissed me off I guess, but that can also be my own shoddy definition (GWAR, Green Jelly, Slipknot, KISS, ICP). I'm the biggest musical asshole there is, so don't mind me. I honest to God like about 5 bands, and that's it, except for assorted classic rock and early 90s rap.

Common sense and a tremendous ego.

I understand. It's the same reason I hate GWAR.