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In other news, Axl Rose went shopping today.............. Axl loves to shop!

The Warrior should've debated Foley. He's ridiculously right wing.

Didn't Sting and Luger have a similar situation where Stinger snitched on Lexy after he found God? Anyway, Shaq should sue the balls off of Kobe for defamation of character.

This will just mean more delays. Yawn............

I think Chief beat off in the shower. Does that count?

I haven't seen it, but I have read he has looked good in the indies recently, specifically USAPRO. As for his mic skills, I thought they were pretty good in ECW, especially as a member of the Triple Threat. I'd watch Smackdown for him.

Doc Holliday in Tombstone.

I dunno about that. UTSU, thanks for reason #8006 to never, ever have a daughter.

"I Know You Wanna Hit That" is even worse. "Self Esteem" is probably their best song.

The Doors "Break On Through", "Alabama Song", "Strange Days", "Crawling King Snake" Guns N Roses "Welcome To The Jungle", "Out Ta Get Me", "Right Next Door To Hell", "Shotgun Blues", "You Could Be Mine"

I can support that claim, I've heard people say similar things. "They haven't been good since VS" is another one. I'm sure they have made good songs, I believe in Eddie Vedder's talents. I've never said "They haven't been good since VS." but I have said "I haven't cared since VS."

I guess it didn't turn out to be overly spectacular. All the walking, especially in the sun, prevented me from getting big time hammered. Friday night we arrived around 10:30, and went out immediately. We must've hit about 6-7 different bars on our way to meeting our friend who had rented the room. He was at the last bar in North Wildwood, but it's name escapes me at the moment. He also managed to find the only fucking bar in town with a goddamn cover ($10) and the most expensive beers ($4). We hung out there until about 2:30, drinking and listening to music, then took the "drunk bus" home. There happened to be some Jets and Giants fans on there, and of course we verbally brutalized them, cause, well, we are dickhead Philly fans. There were the usual "E-A-G-L-E-S!" chants, as well as some other gems such as "SHAWN BRAD-LEY!" "GO PHILADELPHIA BULLDOGS!" and "SMOKE A BLUNT!" Saturday, we got up kind of early and went down to the Irish Festival almost immediately. Of course, we walked the whole boardwalk down there, which resulted in a little bit of sunburn to my arms and neck. After listening to some music, drinking maybe 2 or 3 beers, we had seen it all, and headed back to the room. We sat around from maybe 3-5 watching some college football, then attempted to play a 2 on 2 basketball game. We were all probably half drunk by that point, but we pulled off a couple nice games. After that, we all drank a bit more, watched the end card tourney scene in "Maverick" then showered and hit the town once again. I was sorely disappointed to find out that the karaoke bar I had sung in when I was down there in May was actually CLOSED! On a weekend when the town is full of Irish drunks, how do you close your bar? My one friend was in a place called the Shamrock, but he had went out later then us, and the other two started bitching about being tired. As they were retrieving the room key, I dropped in a corner bar and got myself a beer and wanted a shot of an Irish Whiskey, but apparently, my fellow drunks had completely dried this bar out. So I settled for some Jim Beam at the bartender's suggestion. Look, I am a whiskey guy and all, but jeez. I took the shot and made my first "Bitter Beer Face" since I was like 15. I convinced my one boy (Chief) to stick around for a bit, and he was delighted to find out that this bar had a special on 24 ounce cans of Miller Lite for $3. The can almost looked normal sized in his gigantic paw. There was also a special of $1.50 shots of Red Death, but they must have been ridiculously weakm cause there was little to no effect to either of us after 6 of em. A DJ showed up and ruined my good mood by playing crap after crap, not having any GNR or 2PAC, and by showing up right after I had picked 7 songs on the jukebox. We toughed it out though, played a little pool. Then Chief went over to play a pinball machine, and I managed to get hit on by one of the ugliest girls I have ever seen. I kept trying to bail but Chief kept giggling and insisting we stay. She tells me about this bar she might go to that has karaoke, and of course I have to go. She also drives like a maniac, and appears to be coked out of her gourd, but oh well. I do a pretty stellar version of "Love Me Two Times", then return to the original bar, in search of a girl who bartends there, and who was giving me the bedroom eyes. Of course, she is nowhere to be found. We get invited to a party with the aforementioned beast girl, and politely decline. Then it's a drunken walk to the boardwalk, and back to the room. And that's about all she wrote. We leave early the next morning, and make it home in time for the Eagles destruction of the Lions. The End.

Even longer................... And I wonder why everyone tells me I waste a lot of time doing nothing.

Will Arnold have time to be the terminator and the governor? Warner Bros. is looking to start production on Terminator 4 early next year. At the time, Arnold Schwarzenegger will will still be working as the Governor of California. He may return, though in a very limited capacity. Early reports indicate that a new terminator model will be introduced. John Brancato and Michael Ferris have completed a draft of a script that was developed under the supervision of T3 director Jonathan Mostow. Mostow is expected to return to the director's chair, while it is unknown whether Nick Stahl and Clare Daines will return to their respective roles. Credit: Variety I hope Stahl returns, I thought he made a good John Connor.

Ah, a free place to stay, and beer flowing like wine. How could I have never been there before?

From what I am hearing, they actually CLOSE off North Wildwood and let people drink in the streets. Uh huh. Street after street of drunken Irish people. I predict at least 6 buildings burn down, and I break my leg falling in someone's puke.

How long will it be till there are only 4 or 5 wrestlers left alive from Wrestlemania 6 and 7? R.I.P. Boss

Apparently, in Wildwood, New Jersey, the last weekend of September is considered "Irish Weekend". Now, I am not even sure what this entails, except a lot of drunken Irish celebration. This year will be my first year attending, and with a plethora of bars and drunken underage girls, the question is, will I survive? Anyone ever been there who could let me know what I am in for?

That's when it's time to consider cutting back on the booze consderably. Don't you know? Stories like that are what makes guys COOL! Keep it up. Blackouts only lead to adventure.

Has anyone heard of "Opium Lettuce"? My friend makes his blunts half weed and half of that these days. It smells terrific and I'm not a smoker, but man, it did it's job the other night.

Harry Chapin sang "Cats In The Cradle".

I listen to the wind to the wind of my soul Where I'll end up well I think, only God really knows I've sat upon the setting sun But never, never never never I never wanted water once No, never, never, never I listen to my words but they fall far below I let my music take me where my heart wants to go I swam upon the devil's lake But never, never never never I'll never make the same mistake No, never, never, never

I always had the thinnest hair, and always kept it very short just because I hated dealing with it. Then, a couple years ago I dyed it blond. After it grew out, and I shaved it off with a one clip, I noticed it was starting to recede. So I started Bicing it, and everytime I did, the hairline went further back. Now I just use the one clip, but my hair is definitely running away from my face. I just go with the old bandanna or hat, or both and try to avoid social situations that would result in me having to take either off. Also, for some reason, the hair I do have in the front comes in very, very light blond, and the rest comes in almost black. So I look even balder.

It's the smoker's code to support one another. At least for those of us who are not cheap.

I know it's been asked before, but I am bored. Currently I manage part of a warehouse at a file management company. I am also a part time singer/songwriter, and since my old band recorded one of my songs, I may actually get paid for it for once.