Cuban Linx

Sweden

Australia

TEN/DAL/ARI/BUF/BAL/IND/GB/NYJ/STL/TB/WAS/ATL/PIT/OAK/MIN/HOU Tennessee - 31 points

To finish the draft i take: Doctor Colossus

Looks like those clowns in congress did it again! What a bunch of clowns. There goes my final pick, i was sure no one else would remember the DJ 3000.

Inanimate Carbon Rod

"All right pal, where'd you get the sugar for that tea?" "I nicked it, when you let your guard down for that split second. And i'd do it again." *sips tea* "Goodbye." Sugar Thief

THURSDAY Miami at Georgia Tech SATURDAY Indiana at Purdue Clemson at Virginia Arkansas at Mississippi State Michigan State at Penn State Boston College at Wake Forest Stanford at California Illinois at Northwestern BYU at Utah Oregon State at Arizona Iowa at Minnesota Pittsburgh at Cincinnati Florida State at Maryland Texas Tech at Oklahoma Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the Texas Tech/Oklahoma game? 74 Tiebreak #2: How many rushing yards will Oregon State's Jacquizz Rodgers have against Arizona? 95

PIT/ATL/BAL/CLE/DAL/DET/MIN/KC/MIA/STL/TEN/DEN/NYG/WAS/IND/GB Tennessee - 21 points

My PF is equal best in my division and 7th best overall, yet i'm a tie away from having the worst record in the entire league. At least i can blame bad luck and take no personal responsibility for my shitty record.

Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse. That's bad. But it comes with a free Frogurt! That's good! The Frogurt is also cursed. That's bad. But you get your choice of topping! That's good! The topping contains Potassium Benzoate. ... That's bad. Can i go now? House of Evil Owner

"Hey Clinton, get back to work!" "Make me!" Bill Clinton

The Bored Bowl Curse has struck again, i'd say it's about 99% likely i'll be added to the list of Bored Bowl winners that have failed to make any bowl the following year.

Very good night of fights overall. Every single fight gets shown for the first time i can think of, and none of them have been boring. Hendricks was a lumpy pile of crap who shouldn't be anywhere near the UFC, but other than that there's nothing to complain about.

Night of the 1st round finish (on the main card at least).

After that armbar it looks like Demian Maia might miss out on submission of the night for once.

We'll be getting alot of preliminary fights if the fights keep going this fast.

THURSDAY Virginia Tech at Miami FRIDAY Cincinnati at Louisville SATURDAY Notre Dame vs. Navy (in Baltimore) Northwestern at Michigan South Carolina at Florida Minnesota at Wisconsin North Carolina at Maryland California at Oregon State BYU at Air Force Texas A&M at Baylor Arizona at Oregon Boston College at Florida State Vanderbilt at Kentucky Tulsa at Houston Tiebreak #1: How many total points will be scored in the South Carolina/Florida game?50 Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Tulsa's David Johnson have against Houston? 300

NE/ATL/CAR/PHI/GB/IND/TEN/KC/MIA/NYG/TB/SF/ARI/PIT/DAL/BUF Tennessee - 21 points

Here you go.

Now all of the stereotypes bowling team has been drafted.

Since i have two picks, i'll take the newlyweds on their way to Earth Capital: Kang & Kodos

DEN/ATL/TEN/JAX/HOU/MIA/GB/NE/NYJ/CAR/PIT/KC/NYG/SF Tennessee - 21 points

As long as neither Texas Tech or OK State score more than a field goal in the final two minutes it looks like i'll actually win a tiebreak for once.

If Florian loses Nate Diaz would probably be the #1 contender by default. Five straight wins (eight if you count the Emerson/Hill/Maynard fights on TUF), he hasn't fought any of the top guys but he's the only guy consistently winning, everyone else has at least one loss in the same timeframe.