Ted the Poster

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All right you two, let's get this over with.

Squidward is the only character on the show who shows a strong hint of gayness.

I'd imagine that it's really fun while high on something.

Soon you'll all be like the zombies in Shaun of the Dead.

Saget's stand-up is suprisingly dirty.

He's baaaaaack... Well, for now.

who are you, like Bernie Goetz or something? *crickets* You and me both. Although Patrick IS pink, and if you break up a star you see that it's made up of triangles, so... Also, why's he only going after Spongebob? I would think the big ol' purple dinosaur would be a target as well.

Holy shit, Ren and Stimpy Veediots. Awesome. ARCH RIVALS!!!

Go check again!

You could autograph her head.

92% 11 miles 177 seconds Hoo yeah.

"Did you ever notice how some people spell Hilary Duff's name with two l's? I mean, what is up with that?"

Well, I thought most Canadians were fairly left-leaning.

THE AVIRIL FOLDER?!?! You must be lonely up there Bob. Or do you just hide that desktop from your fellow students?

Say somethin' Bob.

Improvisational? Half his shit is stolen from other comics. To say Norton can only do vulgar stuff is ignorant. If you listened to his stand-up, you'd see he is actually really intelligent. I agree with you about Schimmel. He is great.

Like Whoopi Goldberg. I know some people find her funny, just not me. "Oh look, a water bottle! I'll use it as a prop to simulate my penis ejaculating! Ho ho!" Only the coke-era stuff of his was funny. NM, who do you like? Just curious. I don't think anybody here likes Leno. Or at least I hope not.

No I just can't laugh a stuff I've heard a hundred times before.

No, Ron White is funny and Larry is okay at times. The other two do regenerated crappy material.

That is disgusting. I pray that you're referring to the pre-sobriety stuff. I also disagree with NM's original statement.

"Doc Brown, I'm about to pimp your ride."

Don't use Verizon either. The shittiest customer service EVER.

Why, I'd be delighted! "You screwed me! You screwed me!" "oohhhhh....oouuhhhh" "Tomko down here with that shirt off. He's here to do more than solve problems." "Viscera is dangerous when you can't get him down." "He's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiig rugged man, and Viscera's stock will skyrocket" "He's ALLLLLLLLLLLL man!"

It was a very homoerotic Raw.