Ted the Poster

Your typing skills are the worst I've seen since Drury. Everything else has basically been said.

A combination of habit and boredom.

FUCK! This really sucks. Bye Jerry.

Wow. If that site gave you ideas... WOW.

I personally prefer to base my wrestling game purchases around how good the drop toe hold animation looks.

It'll be fixed for the US release. The people who bought one already at least should get a refund.

WM21 for Xbox Interview Looks like I might have to dust off the ol' Xbox.

Yeah, you need to be in shape for a job like that. Your lifestyle doesn't seem too well-suited for the job. Good luck though.

Yesterday I walking walking past a Michaels and there was a midget woman going into the store, or at least trying to anyway. The scanner at the top of the doorway couldn't register that she was there. She was even jumping up and down. It was hilarious.

I already made this goddamn thread. Guess I should be more "established" next time.

Nine? Wow, Ralphie. I found out when I was six, and then proceeded to tell my entire first grade class.

Click here. It looks pretty good to me.

So do I, generally because when I find something, I stop looking for it. Thank you, Mr. Foxworthy.

Just rent the third season, if you can. It'll help you understand some of the things mentioned in the new season. Hey Jason, remember the review you did last season that was ripped apart by a lot of us? Do that again.

Muchosucko.com has loads of stuff.

Ryan and Colin are still the best on both shows, though.

You're dying from Cirrhosis and you know it.

People who like Seinfeld, Jay Leno, Howard Stern and laugh track sitcoms deserve a fucking kick in the temple. Those shows repeat themselves so much it feels like you're trapped in a vortex of suck. As for not finding things funny, I've never really liked the UK Whose Line, Benny Hill, Crank Yankers, the Blue Collar guys(except Ron White- he rules), SNL nowadays, as well as everything mentioned above.

I called this morning to ask "Does your wife hate Paul Heyman because his dick is bigger than hers, or because his writing is a hundred times better?" I needed to leave though, and had to hang up while on hold. Oh well. Damn though, except for that one guy, everyone who called was such a goddamn mark it was sickening.

I just hope that if it is, they don't give live sacrifices to his ass. Unless they make it funny, of course.

That little girl with no face. When I saw her picture the first thing I thought of was Gunnery Sgt. Hartman saying "Let me see your WAR FACE!" I laughed for about five minutes straight.

You lucky bastard. That's not fair.

I wouldn't worry. Most can't afford the money even for a dirty bomb. I keed, of course. Mostly.

That woman isn't hot, either.

That is the oldest internet joke ever. You're horrible, Mole.