Jump to content

Ted the Poster

Members
  • Posts

    2186
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Ted the Poster

  1. Maybe it's an LA(blecch) thing Sass. I've never heard that definition before.
  2. I was touched... by the power. On my unit. In broad daylight. Starring Lou Diamond Phillips. I would honestly consider becoming a gimmick that matched my SN. Though I would want the same from subliminal_animal, so he has to be renamed strangled_by_umbilical_cord first.
  3. Stern's not going to XM; he's too much of a pussy to be on the same network as O and A.
  4. Fine, Mr. I-need-physically-possible-insults. A pile of diseased yak shit then.
  5. You know, aside from those who've been banned for their stupidity, I've never had a problem with anyone on this board. I don't really have a problem with subliminal_animal either. It's just that, for some reason, each time he posts I wish he would fall face first into a pool of various STDs.
  6. Bad Santa is the best Christmas movie since A Christmas Story.
  7. Hpw'd he hurt your friend? Emotionally, mentally, or physically? I'm asking because the cruelty of what you do should be determined by what he did.
  8. http://www.romhustler.org/si/ My favorite rom site. Lots of stuff.
  9. Or those with any musical taste at all.
  10. Go here for the OAO Raw Thread.
  11. I'd make a bisexuality joke here, but Kotz is probaby immune to them by now. Don't forget the botox! That's sure to be a major plot point!
  12. In some way a lot of people are a bit nuts, sure. But a good portion of that has got to do with being the most powerful and wealthiest country in the world. I just hate it when people assume we're all low-class, nose-picking, arrogant, war hungry jackasses. Bitching about the government is fine, I do it too, but don't assume that because there are greedy, moronic, and violent individuals in the nation that we all think and/or act that way. Whenever someone says "Well, 51% of America is stupid because they voted for Bush" I want to hurl them through a window. It's that type of generalization that is a true showing of ignorance. The turkey thing happening in New York, though, was no suprise to me at all. Still, I'm sure I could very easily find a bunch of articles about idiot Canadians, LOTC.
  13. Or maybe you're generalzing like an ass.
  14. 1. I've never claimed to be smart. 2. Even so, eat fuck and die.
  15. My sense of humor is pretty demented. I can laugh at jokes about almost anything, no matter how "taboo" the subject matter.
  16. Fuck Stern, Sirius and their CB radio-sized recievers. I'm not bolting my radio to the dashboard.
  17. Wow. Even with Hilary Duff, SNL, and his horrid sports teams clouding his mind, Bob knows his shit apparently.
  18. I don't even know who Pete Burns is, and I'm going to have nightmares about him for days. Holy shit.
  19. Ooooh... I'm telling on you! *PMs Kotz*
  20. Oh, ok. As long as you're aware of the show's fakeness. Happy Birhday, btw.
  21. More like the horrific love child of Louie Anderson and Billie-Jean King.
  22. Holy fuck. That's why I like Snopes.
  23. Needs a picture for credibility.
  24. The variety of gifts make it seem like you're schizophrenic, Bob. Like sometimes your mind morphs into that of a fourteen year old girl from California. Why would you want a book by a man who deliberately misleads his viewers so much?
  25. So by that logic, then Hilary would... Good logic!
×
×
  • Create New...