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Ted the Poster

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  1. Um, yes it does? So after you hypothetically took your fucking test, how would the procedure go? Would there be one line to stand in to get your picture taken in front of a camera if you passed, and another line to get your balls zapped in front of an X-ray machine if you failed? "Ow, my sperm!"
  2. Good for her. You're sixty, you won a fucking Oscar- eat whatever the hell you feel like.
  3. Hamdingers.
  4. The new re-write is out.
  5. The Al Gore movie didn't deserve a fucking Oscar. Jesus Camp and My Country, My Country were fantastic. Also, documentaries are about proven facts.
  6. Is that Jean Loring/Eclipso with Mary Marvel?
  7. "It's BLUE?!"
  8. Me too. I don't WANT sympathy for Hannibal Lecter. He's supposed to be this genius, unforgiving monster of a man and shouldn't have a fucking backstory that tries to make you empathize with him.
  9. I saw it as him being the Chief of Medicine and writing his memoirs and such.
  10. She'll probably turn out to be Loki or some shit, as awful as this 'event' has been.
  11. Now you're just making stuff up.
  12. Hey Bob Malibu, keep it down.
  13. Anything with Pam Grier's fantastic bosoms is good. Also, I'm glad to see that Inc likes King of Comedy. I thought I was alone here on that one.
  14. I remember the MST3K episode of Space Ghost. Damn, that was fun.
  15. Mar-vell is back via a spice-time rip from before he died(deus ex machinas FTW), and knows exactly how much time he as left before the cancer gets him.
  16. That's got to be one of the top five ejaculation euphemisms.
  17. Hey, Princess Matt
  18. I've missed this Czech. You snarky bastard.
  19. Hold on; we should negotiate difficulty settings first.
  20. That's impressive. All my dumbass cat can do is open a door.
  21. No, Lushus. What he meant was... ah fuck, I don't feel like explaining.
  22. I can't see anybody but Forrest Whitaker winning Best Actor. The man was phenomenal.
  23. Might we see the elusive Lester for the first time?
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