Open the Muggy Gate

I killed off the dodo bird over time until they became extinct... I'll walk away now...

So I went with my girlfriend to see the movie yesterday... and DAMN did I love it. I don't know where I would rank it right now... but it's definitely up there in the top 3. I enjoyed it a lot. We are gonna here the words "Order 66" for a long, long time.

THANK YOU. It's just an excuse for her to say shit 37 times and have a "girl power" message in a song.

Thank ya.

Bah... no such thing as a crappy one... Anyways... here's mine.

AMEN. At least Tidus gave a fuck about what was going on.

Well I don't know there... Eddie was still a heel at the time. I think they were tweener. Essa and Lita weren't getting booed.

And Lita becomes a heel for the first time in her WWE career... that was just pretty damn surreal to see.

*Pulls cord* Kane: Pull higher.

From WWE.com

HEEL RANDY~!

I could see this working out for Stacy and company.

Them kissing is so disturbing me...

You think they look bad enough? I saw on the Food Network this one place that FRIES them and then serves them to customers. So they fatten em' up even more! Carnivals are havens for foods of this type. Deep fried Oreos also exist. Deep fried Snickers bars aren't unheard of. Deep fried oreos? JESUS CHRIST! THEY ARE TRYING TO KILL US ALL!

So tonight we had Big Show getting posioned, Angle wanting to rape Sharmell, and Guerrero threating to kill Mysterio. Yeah this is one fucked up Smackdown.

You think they look bad enough? I saw on the Food Network this one place that FRIES them and then serves them to customers. So they fatten em' up even more!

To be fair, Dinsmore pitched the Eugene gimmick idea. I know the gimmick worked out and everything... but seriously... what the hell was he smoking when he had that idea?

The Eugene thing may be the worst of all. How do you explain to your fans that the most gifted techincal wrestler on your roster.... is now a mentally challenged guy who just imitates other wrestlers and acts incredibly stupid? I think that's worse than the Bashams and the Heartbreakers.

Looks like a great card. Shame Lethal lost the Pure title though.

Not trying to defend Masters or anything, but these are my observations. 1) When he first debuted, he didn't look like he did in the video at all. These days, he looks a lot more ripped. It must've been body oil or some major editing. 2) A full nelson, when applied right, can hurt a lot. I remember they tried to get it over as the move that could break Brock Lesnar's neck last year when applied by Hardcore Holly. I have always thought though, a better idea for the move was to transitition it into a camel clutch. Get them down on their belly, sit on their back, and lock in the full nelson. I've been in that, and that hurts like a bitch.

Whoops. Sorry bout the double post.

I'm really starting to fear 2012 myself. I'm worried about thinking "I have 7 more years left...."

I thought this board was filled with athiests....

Wasn't that the Treehouse of Horror where Burns put Homer's brain on his head and said "Look at me! I'm Davy Crockett!"?

That was without a doubt my least favorite FG joke attempt ever Although it makes sense since it was probably my least favorite episode IMO, the Jewish episode was fucking hilarious. All you need to know is this... Optimus Prime, you're a Jew? THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THAT!