Open the Muggy Gate

I remember I while back Eddie & Chavo having a hell of a match with the Bashams, so I'm gonna hold judgement on that match till I see it. The rest looks like crap. Whoever said London vs. Akio in a lader match.... I hope to God your right...

Yeah, he is. He's better than Heidenreich and Tomko. That's more than enough. As much as I like Snitsky, I think he's regressing right now. Heidenreich and Tomko aren't as bad as we have made them out to be. I think Tomko is getting progressively better. Sure, that Sweet CHin Music WHIFFED yesterday, but he is getting better with the power moves and all that fun stuff.

We can always count on Toronto for great signs and the wave....

I saw that last night too. Bet sign so far this year...

I think it was a random 13 year old on the boards of GameFAQs who made it. I won't knock him for the quality, and he had some older moments in there. I thought it was good for what it was.

By the way, does anyone know the name of the song where Flair is getting his ass whipped all over the place? I've heard it many times, but I don't know the name.

I think Hassan should be next in line for the IC title shot. Who else would they give it too anyways? Besides, Hassan in a few weeks has become quite the hated heel on RAW. That reaction to him when his music hit last week was pretty damn strong. I say, strike while ya can with him. Is this cheap heat? Sure it is. Is it effective though? Yes it is.

I found that vid on a pro wrestling board somewhere else. I found it pretty funny. Nothing like a bunch a Flair Flop in a row to make ya laugh.

Speaking of Bubba... where the fuck are they and are they coming back?

Batman was busy. What the fuck? What game is that?

I'll watch it because Michael Madsen can make a lot look good. He made Free Willy look good! Er.... I'll get back to you on that one....

Shawn Michaels vs. Mankind, Mind Games 1996. Ended in a DQ and was MOTY for some.

She was in the Diva Search. Nuff said...

He's apparently supposed to be a "Masterpiece" because he's chisled and all that shit. In other words, it's Narcissist version 3.0. That would make him a homosexual bodybuilder. Narcissism often is an expression of repressed homosexuality. Hell, look at HHH... ...and remember that HE SCREWED CHYNA. I really like the Simon Dean gimmick, but I agree they kinda, well, ran out of ideas once they did the skit with Rosie. When you can't even go a full 2 months without completely running out of ways to use a character, you're a shitty booker. And they have only other fat guy on the roster besides Rosey and that's Vis. And honestly, do we wanna see a Vis face turn?

He's apparently supposed to be a "Masterpiece" because he's chisled and all that shit. In other words, it's Narcissist version 3.0.

Damn, what crawled up his ass and died? That blows. I wonder if that'll kill any chance he comes back to TNA.

I was gonna say something about how this wasn't different all that shit and how it's another OVWite with an overdone gimmick, but Rudo beat me to it. Someone please tell me how this is different from Lex Luger and Mark Jindrak.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TURN BATISTA MOTHER FUCKERS! ALL THAT SHIT FOR HHH TO BE TEN TIME CHAMPION?! FUCK YOU WWE! FUCK YOU! WE DON'T WANT ORTON! WE WANT BATISTA YOU GODDAMN CUNTS! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Is there any reason to watch now?

OH FUCK YOU WWE

Can we take death if Batista doesn't win?

Alright... it's time to blow HHH and get this PPV over with...

So Gil had feeling for Sara... interesting, never saw that episode... And I still think Warrick and Catherine are gonna get together somehow during this season. They keep hinting at something...

I have yet to see Butterflied. What happened on it?

Take your pick between Heroes of Wrestling or WOW. WOW Unleashed > Heroes of Wrestling. For the sole reason that Bobby "The Brain" Heenan was a commentator on it. I'll go Heroes of Wrestling > WOW just because Jake Roberts broke his own scale. I've seen footage of it and it was about 2.33 on the Jake Roberts scale. Eh, that's why I WOULDN'T go for HOW over WOW. Robert's pissing away what legacy he had faster than he could flush his own vomit down the toilet. Well the only other argument I have is...er.....um.... Julio Dinero! Julio was on the show! It so rules!

The way the nWo theme sounds, I would NOT be surprised one bit. "Cue the porno music!" -Scott Hall Benoit's first theme song was from a porno, too. Half of WCW's music could qualify for porno music. Maybe not Steinerized... but most of it. And that Benoit song, is that the one called "Replica"?