Open the Muggy Gate

Holy Christ.... this world is getting stupider by the minute.

That was a pretty interesting episode. Even I wanted to punch that hooker in the face after what she did to those kids. And what was up with that ending? If I heard correctly (I don't know if I did), Sara was in a foster home at one time, right? Could that have anything to do with the ending?

Yeah, Carlito coming out with that smug look on his face with the apple, and then later beating Cena for the title.... that was a pretty nice debut. It's 2nd to Jericho though. That was an awesome night.

R.I.P Dimebag

Video of this... right-click, save target as... Greatest. Video. EVER.

RKO! RKO! RKO!

THANK YOU GOD! For some reason, I was a mark for Simon Diamond... then right before my eyes, he changed to Pat Kenney... and I was PISSED.

They don't even have to put in on last, as they've shown they're not afraid to put on "the best match last". I think no matter what the NWA title situation is, they should book an Ultimate X between Petey, Sabin and Skipper, give them 20-25 minutes and have them close the show. I think if TNA can get into the habit of ending their shows with spectacular matches they will leave a lasting impression on the audience and continue to grow... Well they put AMW and XXX last at turning point... so maybe they're already set to that thinking.

They ain't gonna show Chris Jericho winning the Undisputed championship? Bah I say... Bah...

We need the Monty Brown Needs the World Title Club (or, the MBNWTC).

When HHH was in that crossface at Wrestlemania, I was jumping out of my seat going TAP YOU SON OF A BITCH TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP MOTHER FUCKER and other stuff I probably didn't know I was saying. When he tapped, I went crazy.

Can someone explain to me how a movie star lights up a cigarette? 0_o I had to read that twice and go back up to the top and read that again. That my friends... is fucked up. ROAD RAGE! ROAD RAGE! MARGE SIMPSON ROAD RAGE!

If Dustin still has the fire he had while he was on RAW, then him being in TNA is good. But the more I think about it... do you think TNA has too much talent? They can't even fit the X champ on TWO shows!

I first saw that Lita dive, I was like OH FUCK! Now, I've seen it a million times, have been desensitized, and have it in my avatar. Woot.... I was wondering what all that blood on the side of the ring was. I looked back, and that was one vicious chair shot.

Savage gone AGAIN? Whee.... Now book Monty/Jarrett, give Monty the title, or I will scream bloody murder.

The Women's title and the tag titles on both shows are on the same wavelength right now. Who is there to defend against? Very few people and teams, that's for sure. You just know Christy is gonna get the belt down the road... and it will be a sad day...

Orton vs. Edge would be good. They had some quality matches over the summer. Who's to say they can't duplicate that now?

You read my mind about Brown vs. Daniels. That would be quite interesting.

Not necessarily. They could play how JBL didn't want to help Ron get re-hired after the loss to Rikishi and Scotty 2 Hotty. And it could be JBL's post WWE title feud. JOHN BRADSHAW LAYFIELD VS. FAAROOQ AT WRESTLEMANIA XXI! And that would be the end of civilization as we know it.

Van Helsing, hands down.

That's right. In the meantime, Fit was defending it against Psychosis and other people who had no chance in hell of winning it.

Evad Sullivan... why God why did we have to live through that stupid angle and wrestler? Is Maxx Payne still wrestling?

Tangent again.... but I remember at Summerslam 01', he had him in the lock and he proceed to scream "TAP YOU SON OF A BITCH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!" Pretty damn funny.

Let's see... Homoerotic moment of the year: That's not just rape..... that's.... Bump of the year: You talk about Orton landing in the tacks, and yeah, that was fucking brutal... but what about flying off that stage and landing with the tacks STILL in his body? That's gotta kill him. Pimp of the Year: Batista. Hands down. NEXT! Worst babysitter of the year: Gene Snitsky. He's our lord and saviour you know... Best Promo: Eddie Guerrero's promo against Brock where he was talking about his sacrifices. Awesome stuff. The Christopher Daniels "You are totally underused" award: Paul London and finally.... Most likely to be related to Jim Neidhart: Spike Dudley

Just wait until Gene Snitsky & another tall hoss team up to be The New Twin Towers. /shudders that the WWE might be reading this post. After all that stuff at Survivor Series, we need Snitsky and Heidenreich to team up. It would be the greatest and worst team of all time at the same time.