Open the Muggy Gate

The one segment that still sticks out in my mind is when the Rock and Jericho were making fun of Steph, Booker T, Shane and Rhyno. It went for 15 minutes, and I never laugh so hard in my life. What's 2 + 2... THOMAS JEFFERSON SUCKA!!!

The Seahawks schedule is too easy for them NOT to win it. If they don't win that division, they blew it. Straight up. There's no other way to say it.

Koufax ('63, '65) and Gibson ('64, '67) And while I like Schilling, I'd have a hard time giving the MVP award to a pitcher who only pitched one (phenomenal even) game. Every pitcher who has won WS MVP pitched at least two games (unless I find a counterexample after I make this post) EDIT: I was right Damn... forgot about them. You know your shit Slayer.

Well if it happens.... I think it may end up being.... Mark Bellhorn. *tsm pulls out their weapons* WAIT WAIT WAIT... he had the GW home run in the first game, and he had a pair of rbi's in the 2nd. If he gets a couple of more hits today, that could cement MVP in my eyes. Although, it would probably be Schilling since he's pitching on a foot that make Achilles go "Damn, your good!" I know Schilling shared MVP with Johnson in 2001.... has a pitcher ever won MVP in the WS... TWICE?

No- it's cause of me. The Sox are 10-0 when I don't watch the first inning. The barron-Muggy connection cannot be stopped! But seriously... this day just feels so weird... they could do it today! It will be such a weird, yet awesome feeling if they do it. We have never seen anything like this before.... since NINTEEN FUCKING EIGHTEEN! I have no one in my family who remembers that date... because they didn't even exist then. This is something to remember... On that note... Marquis vs. Lowe... I haven't seen much of Marquis this season, but I have seen Lowe quite a few times... and I gotta say... Lowe stepped up in the last series. Let's see if he can do it tonight.

There are worst SNLers than Horatio... like Maya.

Well... I got it at Game Crazy last night at 6:00 o'clock. There were two kids (about 8 & 10 years old!) with their mother wanting it too along with 25 other people... and I was the first to get it. Well... I have gotten very far into it... but I must say.... I'm impressed. The graphics looks great, and the detail, as always from Rockstar, is awesome. The RPGish stats and stuff add to the game pretty well. The only probably right now I have is.. EVERY GANG HATES ME! They pull me out of the taxi's every time I try taxi missions. Oh well... I'll keep trying. So far... my favorite weapon is to spray a spray can in their face. Don't know why... Now... about the voice acting... so far... sensational. Great job all around, especially with Samuel L. Jackson as a corrupt cop. But the one thing you notice about this game... unlike the others... they don't hold back on their choice of words. I have never heard "fuck" and n-word so many times in my life... maybe Boyz in the Hood and Baby Boy... but good Lord, it's a feast of non-stop potty mouth... and I love it. It adds a little extra realism to the whole situation. And did I mention this whole game is FREAKIN HUGE? Take Vice City... now multiply it by four or five.... there you go. Now that's big. Simon says... he likes it. He's off to go play it some more when he gets done filming his movie for a college class. BUY THIS GAME... and if your mom hears some stuff she doesn't wanna hear... blame society... in 1992. And if that mother hasn't taken that game back... there is something wrong with society...

Sorry man... gotta pay for college.

Thank you SO MUCH Zack.

Wow.. that was bizarre. I never got to see Milli Vanilli's... but I got to see Ashlee's on a wmv video. In honor of her... I would like to play something for her... GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S- GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S- GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S- GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S- GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S- GIRL YOU KNOW IT'S- FUCKING TAPE! GAH!!!

As a Tennesee fan... I would just like to say.... BOOYAH~!

Well... so far... 8 errors + 2 games = 2 wins Fucked up math isn't it? Point is... the Cardinals are not taking advantage of what is in front of them. Right now, they got Pujols hitting, and that's it. The pitching is on the "Meh" side. Boston is holding their own pretty well... and Schilling is just a FREAK for going out there and doing what he is doing. He'll probably have a statue right next to Ortiz before its all said and done. But... of course... this series isn't over yet. We now go to a ballpark that has housed a home team with an undefeated record in the postseason. If Boston can get one win out of there at the very least, that would do A LOT for them. If they get two, SERIES OVER~! So now we have Suppan vs. Pedro w/Lil' Pedro. I'm taking a look at this contest... and I have no fucking clue to be honest with ya'll. Suppan showed us some good stuff in the Astros series, and I don't know what Pedro is going to bring to the table. I just hope St. Louis is respectful enough not to start that "Who's Your Daddy" stuff. St. Louis is above that. It should be quite the interesting game Tuesday. Have a few drinks and enjoy the game.

Is there any way I can nominate this for a pulitzer prize? Wow... just wow... anyways... here's my pic. That whole "SIMON" thing around the border is my e-fed name by the way...

That was a pretty damn good Game 1. Ok, Boston has 1 win... they can't get cocky though. They need 2 wins heading to St. Louis. Now we have Schilling on the mound tonight, Jesus tendon and all. God, I hope he can hold up.... And Hartfan... it's 3 more wins baby!

Someone had suggested this in the ALCS topic, but I'm too lazy to look in there to see who did. Whoever came up with the idea, you get the credit amigo. So how long is it until Beltran signs with the evil empire? Will the Yankees even get him? What do you think?

I heard that this morning on Sportscenter. Interesting tidbit. Other than that, I don't think we can find any other weird, or interesting tidbits paralleling these teams.

This series is going to be pretty unpredictable. How will the Cardinals' pitching hold up against the Boston bats? How will the Boston pitching hold up against the Murderer's Row of 2004? Will Jim Edmonds make another freakinshly awesome play? Will Big Papi step up... AGAIN? Well... it's going to be a fun series... but to keep the attention off me... I'm gonna drink a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up for my predictions. I'm not gonna make any. I'm just gonna pray to the baseball gods.

Congrats hartfan. Hope you have fun.

We can talk about how the fans are making fun of him, this storyline is ridiculous, yada, yada... but the point is... WE ARE WATCHING. We are watching him wrestle. We sit there, and for most of us, he is the most entertaining part of the show. For some reason, we are mesmorized by this bad actor with a catch-on catchphrase and giant forehead. Point is... I don't know why we are attracted toward Gene Snitsky... but whatever it is, it's working.

I've been saying this whole fucking time.

THE MOTHERFUCKING RED SOX WON IT BITCHES~! BOOYAH~! Wow.... I guess the Curse of the Muggy is only a myth...

*Looks to the skies* Don't let me down God...

Fucking dad... God what an idiot. He just said that they went to 7 games on purpose for the money. What a fucking idiot...

I will! *gets killed by a smark mob*