Open the Muggy Gate

Whoever made those millions of Colberts fight in front of a giant bear deserved to win that.

This is all about the commercials you see whether they are poorly acted shit on local TV, or poorly acted shit on the national stage. And I'll start with the most annoying one of all... HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. And any time some car dealership has little kids on there talking about the prices and stuff, it just bothers me for some reason. "My daddy has the greatest deals in town!" *standing next to daddy who looks like a guy who would rip you off six ways to Sunday*

Oh for fucks sake. We are looking for fucking blame here. THERE'S NO ONE TO BLAME! It was an accident. It's not Cashman's fault. it's not Steinbrenner's fault. It's not A-Rod's fault. IT'S NO ONE'S FAULT!

I was in a chat with a Vol fan last weekend and he said he hated Peyton. Could he ever beat Florida? NO. Who was it that beat Florida and won a championship for Tennessee? It was Tee Fucking Martin. Peyton couldn't win. Tee Fucking Martin did.

I've got friends trying to fight me saying that Indy is the best team in the league when Chicago is RIGHT THERE destroying everyone. Needless to say, I think I'm winning that arguement. Peyton Manning is still loved here in Tennessee I see.

Stephen's WORD segment tonight may have been one of his best. That entire rant on arming pregnant school kids on drugs was good shit.

Marty Garner I think is the Boogeyman.

I live out in the middle of rural Tennessee with dial-up. I'm up the creek without a paddle.

I'd make a prediction, but I think we all know what would happen.

there are times I wish I had access to New York radio stations. This is one of those times. I would love to hear someome scream "I'M DOING FUCKING GREAT!" right over the waves.

I WANT CASHMAN FIRED AND TORRE GUTTED AND QUARTED! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THEY CANT GET JASON GIAMBI HIS FIRST WORLD SERIES RING! BUNCH OF FUCKING RETARDS! SEND AROD OFF TO DIE IN LA AND TAKE THE MOOSE OUT INTO THE WOODS AND KILL HIM GODDAMIT! AND THEY COULDNT EVEN GIVE BERNIE FUCKING WILLIAMS A GREAT FUCKING SENDOFF FOR SHIT! THIS TEAM LOST TO THE FUCKING DETROIT TIGERS! I DONT KNOW HOW THEY FUCKING GOT IN! DETROIT IS A FUCKING PUSSY TOWN BECAUSE EMINEM "RAPS" THERE! FUCK DETROIT FUCK ALL THOSE YANKEES WHO SUCK AND FUCK THAT FAN WHO WANTED TO KISS THAT FUCKER LEYLAND. GET A ROOM YA FUCKER.

Thank you, come again.

Comparison has already been made been made before with A-Rod... but same here. Any team would want Mussina. Only Yankee fans want to see his ass gone.

I think Kenny Rogers has made up for any playoff blunders in his past. Great outing.

Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.

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6th inning. The Big Eunuch lives up to his billing. This is slowly approaching 2004 Yankees/Sox levels of awesomeness. That will NEVER be reached. Hell, the topic for it deserves Classic honors. All 60 something pages are pure craziness. I JINXED THE SOX! You don't know as many Yankees fans as I do. I knew people who were already planning to take the day of the parade off. Assumption is the mother of all fuckups.

6th inning. The Big Eunuch lives up to his billing. This is slowly approaching 2004 Yankees/Sox levels of awesomeness. That will NEVER be reached. Hell, the topic for it deserves Classic honors. All 60 something pages are pure craziness. I JINXED THE SOX!

This man speaks the truth.

I haven't been warned or anything like that even though I've said some stuff in the past... like fuck Cool Jew.

That is entirely possible. It's okay, niskie and Vyce. Oh yeah. I went there bitch.

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Male Prostitute?

die

HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. HEAD ON. APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD.