Open the Muggy Gate

If someone kills Fred Phelps, I wouldn't prosecute them or press charges if I was in the position.

If there was another thread like this, sorry, I was too lazy to look at the moment. I just wanted to make this to get some thoughts on the shows as they go and opinions and all that jazz we do on this board. I haven't watched the Daily Show as much as the Colbert Report, but it is still quality television, and Jon Stewart is a great interviewer. One of the best ones I've seen on TV. And he came up with the word Catastrofuck tonight. Stephen Colbert.... words cannot describe his awesomeness. He had me at Filliam H. Muffman.

Man, this guy really hyped the hell out of the Kennedy promo. I'll have to see this.

Hey Kotz, are you Incadenza?

Man, Test flew 3/4's of the way across the ring to nail RVD with that chair. That was fucking impressive. I really want to call this the best match on ECW yet, but RVD/Holly is a tough call. I'll give them 1a and 1b as best matches in the New ECW.

He's Wild Thing now?

This is the best one by far.

All this hostility... and on Yom Kippur. Fuck you, faygala. Dama got his damn self banned. I wish he was still here too... now theres noone to make ignorant, half-cocked little attempts to talk shit. Other than you. So thank god we've still got you. Count your blessings, you know. I'd probably be offended if I had any clue what a faygala was.

I can't believe we'll go through a Texas vs. Oklahoma game without hearing from Dama. Fuck a Cool Jew.

Oh my god, this is the suckiest suck that ever did suck.

Did you have to say no raza?

Friends don't let friends myspace.

James is just so fucking generic. He'll be gone soon I think. Idol Stevens though seems like he could get a solid push down the road. He's got the size and look. I just wonder if he's good as a singles competitor.

I love how they don't even mention Kurt Angle's name here.

No NO/OK Hornets even on the horizon? Peja just doesn't really do it for me. They're not a horrible team by any means... if they were in the East, they would be fighting for the 6, 7, or 8 spot probably.

I'd really like for him to logically explain why getting 78 shooting guards makes him think he's gonna actually win anything.

Oh AK-47 is gonna be a big star in the league sooner or later. But Boozer... i just really don't feel it from him. But I'm not really high on Carlos Boozer, even when he is in good health. That's just me though. I'll throw out my top 8 for each now (I'm doing it like playoff seedings btw) East 1. Miami 2. Chicago 3. Cleveland 4. New Jersey (I think the top 4 is pretty unanimous right now, order notwithstanding) 5. Washington 6. Detroit 7. Milwaukee 8. Indiana It's a nice top 6, but boy does it start to drop off. Bubble: Toronto (An improving team, I really wanted to put them in, but I just couldn't.), Orlando West 1. Dallas 2. LA Clippers 3. San Antonio 4. Denver 5. Phoenix 6. Memphis 7. LA Kobes 8. Houston Bubble: Sacramento (I fought for a while between Houston and Sac-Town. Houston won, Seattle

Isn't that Mole? Is it just me, or does that guy on the left have piercings right above his nose?

I'm surprised you got Utah so high. They are nowhere on my radar.

My local team (AA West Tenn Diamond Jaxx) signed a 2 year deal to be a farm system for the Mariners last night. We got dumped by the Cubs a couple of weeks ago.

I thought that was the Jews.

You're a fucking buzzkill.