Open the Muggy Gate

And that's the first botch of Hardy's return... and a doozy it is. That could have been a whole lot worse.

RAW IS SUPER CRAZY

"THAT'S MY PAINTING!" I'm starting to like Jeff Hardy all over again.

But their Myspace pages can't lie! THEY JUST CAN'T LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Shit...

Fuck, you just reminded me of that game. It fucking rocked for one simple reason.... candy. In the 6th grade, they had it on the old ass computers (one year before they upgraded to stuff with Windows and shit). Every Friday, we got a choice between Oregon and Number Cruncher, we all picked Number Cruncher, cause the teacher would give you choices of candy based on the points you racked up in that game. And holy shit was I good at that game. I would walk out of that classroom with hordes of candy. Sell some off for quarters, eat some, hand off the rest to friends. Good times, good times...

Will you please impale yourself on something? I wasn't trying to be funny there Czech. Geez, the internet really needs a sarcasm button.

I know karate. I watched the Power Rangers. I'm ready for his shit! BRING IT ON DONNIE DOUCHEBAG!

He hasn't posted in here in the past 90 minutes! Victory for TSM!

Yesterday, I hung out at the bar with a couple of friends and one of them brought along 3 lesbians. Yeah, twas a good night.

Johnny Nitro is in the match. It can't be epic.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

BLACK PEOPLE NEVER TIP! FUCK THEM!

I was digging through my old files on my computer to find out that I still have The Oregon Trail on there! So I went and played a bit of it of it for a while and enjoyed it. Sure, someone died from dysentary, but so far, so good. I know pretty much everyone here has had to play this game. Anyone got any memories of the Trail?

Dangerous Donnie D! That's pretty close to Dangerous Doug Gilbert, so I approve of that.

raza has gone further than leena ever did. Jesus Christ on a cracker...

Okay. That's a fucking big stingray.

WHO ARE YOU TO DOUBT SUPER CRAZY?

If your offended by it, you'll soon get desensitized. Look at Eugene.

I think that was one of the better RAW's we've seen in a long damn time. The McMahon stuff was kept fairly minimum, a hot main event, great mic work, Maria watching paint, Super Crazy getting a warm welcome and a push on RAW, and a Trevor Murdoch sighting! Great show.

Crowd is damn hot for this match.

The Neighborhoodie may be the greatest name ever.

He should have to talk with a voice box thingymabobber again.

"I have half the brain that you do!"

mike is bitter.