Toxxic

The funny thing? I actually had a sequence in the match where I did that to him, and this was written the night before I fell. *does Twilight Zone theme* *makes mental note never to break anyone's neck in a match again*

You heal up soon, y'hear? *quickly PMs Pretzler and tells him to hit multiple atomic drops* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shit, hope you feel better soon Zack.

Some background, a bit of character... it's all good. The next questions that need answering are why he kept doing this if his dad forced him into it, and why the steroids?

*hands Dub-Cee a bigger whip* Here, yours is taking some serious wear and tear.

*marks for an Ejiro sighting*

The smile is good, though. Watch the TitanTron video - that's not a 'smile at the fans' smile, that's a 'you're about to get fucked up' smile. Shelton has a GREAT psycho heel smile, and it at least gives his face persona some edge.

Probably your wrestler can't be designated as champion unless he or she 'exists' on the site. That being said I was about third to put my stats up and last time I looked I wasn't World Champ. Damn Johnny, holding me down... Johnny, seriously, I don't care.

On it.

*practically suggested this idea a couple of months ago and was unanimously shouted down* I say call it the Abbreviation Belt. That was you can have the ICTVUSJL in one easy-to-swallow mouthful. In other news, Landon's promo rocked. Mainly because it featured me, but it rocked

The truth is revealed - Thoth IS a Scooby-Doo villain!

I stand by my statement that you suck ass. I refer you to any edition of Calvin and Hobbes where they play Calvinball. Did Calvin refuse to follow the rules laid down by Hobbes for the Pernicious Poem Place where Susie dumped cold water over him? No. Did Calvin obey the Babysitter Flag when Rosie touched him with it? Yes. You have to obey the rules - it's just that you can make those rules up as you go along.

Don't forget IL announcing that he is in an Opposite Blood Alcohol Zone by not announcing it. You do not fuck with the meister of Calvin and Hobbes! But yeah - cool card, and I for one am digging Cortez/Pretzler.

Hit me up with your email addresses. I have an idea, but I can't be arsed to cut and paste the same thing multiple times to PM different people. Yeah I'm lazy, sue me.

Happy Birthday to the absent David Cross!

Woo-hoo, go me. I should comment I know, but dammit, this Calvinball writing is hard (and I really mean that - I'm having fun, but it's like nothing I've written before)! And I'm busy sorting out to go away for the weekend (note to CC - I AM NOT BOOKABLE FOR THE NEXT SHOW) and organising my DJ night next Friday... I suck, I know. Congrats to everyone who wrote, big up to Maddix for a couple of bang-on promos, thankee to WC for resisiting the temptation to take Pretzler's CW title away from him.

*you knew it was coming* *GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES Toxxic* *exits again* WOO-HOO! *pounce-huggles the Furry* Nyah, taste of yer own medicine! *runs off*

Oh, World Title shot is no problem. Trying to defend the belt in this match would be a nightmare, but I've got no worries with someone winning a shot. As long as that shot isn't for a strap match *kicks the memory of Z and Janus... but in a loving way*

Happy Birthday to the High Priest of Horrorcore and My Personal Bitch *ducks* Dace! FUCKING! Niiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhhhht!! Hope you had a good one mate!

Riiiiiiight. OK, one more thing - how do i change my password from that collection of numbers to something I can actually remember?

OK. Suddenly this match isn't as fun as I thought. I was just going to have a laugh, and now I have to make sure my match is damn good in case someone wants to take the title from me. Ah well, such is life.

There's nothing for stable or tag teams in the first bit. Other than that, looking great Johnny!

Crow should come back. That would kick arse.

You'll have to get by Pretzler first WC, and that's gonna be a tricky, tricky job...

Excellent, and just in time for us to put FTF up. Two things though - one, 'writing' is spelled... well, like that, not with two 't's. And second, why not put in how long we've been going? Make us look all established and shit Nice one Johnny!