Toxxic

Well, he could either mean that the fed is at a low ebb right now and the lack of real competition in most divisions means that record title reigns don't mean much, or it's just Muzz being an arse. Take your pick.

Johnny Dangerous ©© vs. Todd Cortez Special Guest Commentator: Jay Hawke ~I'm leaning towards Johnny, but we'll have to see. I wouldn't be surprised AT ALL if Cortez pulled it out though. Wildchild ©© vs. Landon Maddix (Non-title) ~Hmm... WC's on a hot streak (unless he's facing me, but that's due to me repeatedly bribing Raynor rather than anything else) and Maddix doesn't have quite the same momentum. Although this should go against everything Rev-0 stand for, I'll pick W&D to get both wins. Ejiro Fasaki vs. Scott Pretzler ~Stable pride says Pretzler. In reality... well, Ejiro SHOULD win it but Scott's more than capable of pulling off an upset. I'll say that unless Starcraft interferes, mi amigo takes it. Lil' Buck vs. JJ Johnson © (Non-title) ~KNUCK IF YOU BUCK! JJ's good NO DOUBT (sorry, brief Tazz moment), but Drea's probably the most underrated writer in the fed right now. I think her experience gives her the nod. Opening Bout - Tag Team Match Arch Griffon and Manson vs. Mohammed Koran and Austin Sly ~Griff seems to have been showing. Manson's good when he writes. Sly rarely writes and Koran needs to adapt to SWF style. So I think Team Griffson.

Word.

I just had a night off. I'm not clamouring to defend the title again (although I can if necessary), but I've hardly been booked since FTF. On the other hand, I suppose if I'm not needed I can just rest up for when I am...

No match makes Toxxic a sad panda. The card makes me happy though.

Damn straight. This is the man who no-sold his own return twice.

Oh come on. A gun in bed is VERY funny.

No more say than you will when me and Pretz take the tag belts from you. *ducks and runs* Hey, who's that 'Cyclone' guy on the stats page on the SWF site? And why does Spike STILL not have full stats up?

"Did you say weasel? I was sure you meant mink."

He's learning.

DOn't try and add sanity, J3. It's not worth it.

What she said. Don't question the mongooses.

Two words, WC. 'Monty' 'Python' Yup, that's right, a Python called Monty. He lives at my local zoo and he LOVES coconuts. I was on the way to feed him coconuts and child livers but Drea WON'T LET ME! SHE HATES SNAKES!

*sets giraffe trap. Which is like a bear trap, but longer* NEVER! *gallops off, checking the pair of coconuts he keeps as backup*

Actually, you used the word 'assuming', not 'assumed'. But that doesn't matter right now. What matters is that IL is showing on a regular basis, and I want to see this match on Storm.

If I have my way... NEVER! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *puts on 'TOP HEEL~!' hat and rides off into the distance on a black horse*

The kid was under 24/7 rules, it was legit.

In which case I'll take out Landon before the show and enter as Zack's mystery partner, then pin Johnny and win his half of the belts because more gold on Toxxic = even more ratings. I'll then drop a caravan on Spike, then tie Mak down and play Dace's record collection at him until his eardrums melt. Then I'll set fire to Montana. Then I'll kill Santa. Can you say TOP HEEL~!?

OK Dub-Cee. You made me sing The Beatles. Even if it was off-camera, you have NO IDEA what unholy punishments I will smite thee with now. And if the thing about me trying to split you and Johnny up wasn't just in character, in my defence I'd like to point out that I was a) trying out a new promo style (which I will explain next show) and b) I gave it to Johnny and told him to edit it as he saw fit, or even ignore it completely if he wanted.

SO Johnny, win the match, then kick your partner's arse. He's a heel, so it's all good because unprovoked violence towards heels is excusable. I'd like to add that Mike is insane for that island match. Or a gun.

Tell me about it Landon. Insomnia is a wonderful thing...

Opening promo is mine. If anyone REALLY wants it then PM me so I can laugh at you.

*Has Revolution Zero beat down Tom backstage and writes '1-up' on his forehead in black marker* Bitch.

Did that involve Hurricane Red getting angry at WWF bringing in 'The Hurricane' because it stole Comet's gimmick, and doing the People's Stomp by removing his boot? *hopes for cookie*

*snorts* Fruitcake.