Toxxic

Equations suck. I'm with Muzz here. ELM definitely got more votes, and should therefore be the ruling party as a result of proportional representation. ...oh wait, sorry, it's not the General Election yet.

Condolences to you, Grand Slam.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE SPORKIZZLE FO SIZZLE HOLLYWOOD SPIIIIIIIIIIKE JENKINS!

I could deal with ELM being number one in face pops. Although I'd query why he's in the country, since at his Genesis IV apperance I'm sure he was back in Mexico due to immigration or something. ...Jesus. I AM obsessed, aren't I? Either that or I'm actually Cyclone Comet in disguise...

Nah, ELM sustains it better. WC and Mak give you a bigger instant hit, but they blow their load quickly. Or I guess they got support throughout their entire matches. That works too.

Angles vs matches = angles lose. Markers do not take into account angles or what is good for the fed when marking. This is why the World Title changed hands so many times last year despite Zed's desperate pleas for stability... ...the fact that in the vast majority of cases the defending champ no-showed didn't help either, I guess.

Hey, at least you're consistent.

No, just everyone else will. I mean c'mon, we're internet geeks. Who else are we gonna fancy except Japanese girls? (or a girl of Japanese descent, if we're gonna be picky)

Thank God for that. I'm on holiday next week so it's not like I could have promo'd anyway.

No, this needs an angle to determine who is the father of Megan's child: Cortez or Landon? The two partners are at each other's throats while Megan receives 'SLUT' chants across the world, until the true father is finally revealed... ...JANUS!

Landon and Triple J

Oh, and for the record? I thought Janus promo was fuckin' FANTASTIC.

Unhappy Birthday to the Gothic Guinness Drinker.

Johnny asked me to have him interfere in my match to have him show his DESIRE~ for the World Title. Unfortunately I xcouldn't work that into the match, so he jumps me afterwards instead. As for him being a face or heel - that can all be sorted on Storm, if necessary. Personally if we go back to vanilla face Johnny now after all the work you two have put in, I'd consider it a MAJOR disappointment... but it's not my character, so hey.

Yeah, and all bands who want to classify themselves as 'punk' have to be screened by a panel of any three of the following: Insane Luchador, me, Dace, Taamo, Kibagami. Only after a majority vote are they allowed to do this. *boots Sum 41 in the arse*

Yeah. Trouble is, I have no idea what you just said.

You need to be less sizest, Z. I'm not gonna stop larger girls from dressing like goths and punks. ...just ban 'em from the clubs

Well, the end was the most obviously rushed part... as for the rest of it, I'm not sure what parts were hurried and what weren't. This was certainly a very good match and you wrote Toxxic very well. I certainly wouldn't have liked to be in Tom's shoes if you'd had all the time you'd needed... nor indeed would I have liked to be in mine, as I might well be former champion by now...

Me grabsy opening promo. ANYONE else who wants in on that (mass challenges for my title, drunken brawlings or Janus in a tutu) get in touch with me and we'll sort something out.

Ooh! More Martial Law tension! And... did we ever sort out if Todd and Megan were getting it on? If so, methinks there is yet more tension yet to be discovered as she and Landon get drunk together and then screw each other's brains out! Maybe.

I'll do the British Culture job when Landon's sweeping. I'll also run the economy for you, since my success in holding the roster down should translate nicely into making sure the rest of the world doesn't stand a chance. Actually, fuck it. I'll be the Counter Culture Secretary. I'll decree that there's a rock club in each town and that goth and punk girls must wear minimal clothing at all times (obviously regulated so that they don't catch cold).

Yay me for holding Mak down, and GO LUCHADORRRRRR for a great match! More comments later, but congrats to the winners and biscuits to the losers. AND JANUS!

Toxxic & Davis vs Team ANGER vs Martial Law (if they were called that at this point - it was Cortez and Ghost, anyway) for the Tag Titles. If I remember correctly Sarah had promised to write but then didn't write, so I threw the thing together. I was rather uninspired and needed something to keep me interested, so I did the whole 'multiple cruiser bumps to the outside' spot, then had Ced do a Fire Soul from the top rope 'to regain control' before ordering everyone back inside. Mike hated it apparently, but every now and then I need to do something stupid to re-interest me. The Sexual Pandasaurus from Rev-0 vs Urban Empire was in a similar vein ("Dude... you just threw a panda at me!"). And Calvinball II was PERFECT for recharging the ol' batteries...

Sorry. No dice. That's an awful idea. This isn't 'Mortal Kombat - the TV Series', and I don't think it should be. There might (MIGHT) be an audience for that type of thing, but you wouldn't find it, and it wouldn't be as big. I mean, you'd lose ALL the die-hards. Every single one. BUT you'd also struggle to find new fans. I mean, how do you market that? And what happened to continuity? What about the revenue they make from their back catalogue? How do you explain that Benoit used to beat people by pulling their arm out of it's socket, but now he can morph into a giant wolverine and tear their throat out (or whatever)? (I wasn't serious) (But hey, every style should be taken into consideration) Just remember, I saw the adventures of Sho Funaki, Time Travelling Scientist. You can never tell with the RRR.

The Search function isn't working for me, so I can't link to the one I want. But if anyone else wants to find it for me, the match is me vs Dace Night for the World Title, taking place on Lockdown, August 11th 2004 from the Delta Center in Salt Lake City, Utah. [bACKSTORY] It's ten days after Toxxic won the World Title for the first time, and he's immediately put up against the man who had basically been his nemesis for much of his career, fellow Brit Dace F'n Night. They'd met twice before; once when Toxxic successfully defended his ICTV Title against Dace in what was, given our respective card positions at the time, probably the biggest upset of my career, and once shortly afterwards when Toxxic and Jimmy 'The Demon' Liston beat the team of Dace and his mentor Danny Williams (in another upset). Dace had said, correctly, that he had been in something of a writing rut at the time of those losses. The reason I am really proud of this match - even though my more recent stuff shows a better understanding of wrestling and pyschology - is that I went one-on-one with Dace Night, at a time when he was writing well and consistently, for the biggest prize in the fed... and beat him. Only just, but I beat him