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? Really silly and stupid made for tv movie with a young Tom Hanks. He has some of the most hilariously bad lines in movie history. MAZES AND MONSTERS!!!

So Orlando convinced them to hire Eric to play his gay lover....close "friend" you say Orlando....alright then, whatever you say. Don't ask and don't tell. Gotcha my friend, gotcha.

They wanted to film it here, but because Philly offered a better tax rate, plus the Naval Academy didn't like the script of the movie (ie too much insubordination and not enough punishment for it) they didn't. Apparently the Navy wasn't too big on the unrealistic script. Hell, the additions the Navy had sound more interesting than the movie itself. I saw the script awhile back and had trouble not laughing. It's no surprise they just dumped into January.

Man, I remember when any of us could have thrown together a kick ass card for Mania from the talent roster and the way the upper cards were set up. Now looking at these cards, I'm starting to see why the writers are having a horrible time. There is no matches that sell, not a one. I think they have a better chance of saving Ferris than designing a card that would save Mania.

And now Sting LEAVES?!?! Christ, the guy sent the ratings up a .2 across the board. Then again, maybe it's the awesome power of the Peeps finally discovering where Christian went. PEEP POWER ACTIVATE!

Fuck that, the truly awesome work of a young Tom Hanks in "MAZES AND MONSTERS" will be my D & D documentary til the end of time. THE END OF TIME! "I can't! I don't have enough points to raise the dead"

IF it's true, I wouldn't be shocked. But you can bet we will now see a tanning booth scene on RAW with either Candice or Torrie coming onto Vince and him getting his horny old man grin. Here comes the "comedy"

And when he keeps losing, it's not going to be much of a tribute show.

Didn't SMACKDOWN move to Friday?

Please, the only man God wouldn't kill in his mind is himself. Everyone else, fuck you sinners!

The thing is, Vince has them all by the balls and they are the ones who put his hand there and squeezed it. They knew what kind of man he was and they cannot honestly tell me they thought Vince wouldn't do this. They have three options: Quit and pray TNA can hire them, speak up and be fired and hope TNA or Japan can use them, or shut the hell up and take it like they always have. The only way they could hit Vince were it hurts is the day of RAW is they all leave, just Trips and Vince stay. It's all they can do and even that would blow up in their face. Simply put, they are screwed.

It was an anti-war T-shirt as it turned out. That constituted a demonstration which is against Capitol rules inside the chamber, regardless of message. She's still around? Really? Wow. I'm glad the media has more or less realized she is fucking insane.

The State of the Union has become this for a long time and it has become really old. What's also old is the "don't stand if the guy isn't in your party" stuff. If you like what he said, clap. If you don't, be quiet. Fuck your party lines.

They never got above 0.9 before so I don't know what the Torch is talking about.

God damn computer freeze. So, how about that Edge guy huh?

She kinda looks like Juliette Lewis. Or a sister of John Cena.

Not if... WAIT FOR IT!!!! Since Lita turned on Kane? Since Kane raped her? Since Matt dumped her? Or since she left Essa Rios for the Hardys? She's a mastermind! Since she was cliping her toe nails in ECW as Miss Congeniality! :o Since she was ugly in OMEGA!

With only an hour? So it's really not much of a difference, just more pressure. If I heard they were keeping Impact as well, giving them two hours a week then I'd be intrigued.

So? Seriously, so what? They just take it anyway.

REY VS HHH I'm sorry, but it's the most interesting storyline from the way they have set things up. HHH has had enough of Rey and his "Eddie helped me win" stuff and plans to put an end to it. Have either Rey or The Game win the belt on Saturday Night Main Event from Cena. If you do the Rey wins, you have Triple H coming after him full force. If the Game wins, Rey comes to RAW because he's tired of HHH running down him and the memory of Eddie. I'd rather see Rey win it and successfully defend it at Mania like Eddie did. I'm not interested in Rey vs Angle in the least and Cena vs HHH is even worse. It's probably not smart to hot shot the belt but if you hot shot it to Rey and have him hold it till the next major PPV then I don't think anyone really minds. ANGLE VS ORTON If they are hell bent on it, do it. I don't have a storyline other than Angle is a "modern WWE legend" and Orton can play up his "I'm the best on SMACKDOWN" card, perhaps even score a win over Taker at the SNME to win the shot. CENA VS EDGE VS RVD VS CARLITO VS MASTERS You end the feuds with a MANIA style blow off. Make it for a future title shot (MITB 2) if you want, I don't care. You let the feuds end here with both of em in the wings. Neither one should have the belt right now, it's better they just settle their shit. FLAIR VS SHELTON The Nature Boy defends on the biggest stage he can find. You make it a great match with Shelton telling his mama he wants to do this one on his own. Shelton of course wins the title in a big time match that gives Flair his final hurrah and lets Shelton shine as a winner who did it ON HIS OWN. VINCE VS HBK It's stupid, it's horrible but it's going to happen. If they get Bret, make it a double refs with HITMAN and SHANE. HBK would win of course and if they can agree, you have em shake hands and END the Montreal bullshit once and for all. You have plenty of other wrestlers to fill in. I left off Hogan because if I had my call, Hogan wouldn't BE at Mania AT ALL. He's worthless, as is Foley. Taker could face Henry or Boogeyman or Lashley, I don't care which one wants to job on the big stage. Benoit can be involved in a defense of the belt he has, Helms can defend on Heat or whatever before Mania if it exists. That's all I got. I wouldn't buy it but I'm not paying 50 bucks to watch wrestling on television anyway. ETA: Actually, an addition BIG SHOW AND KANE VS LASHLEY AND HENRY Would the match suck? You god damn right it'll suck. But when I think of a set of big guys who would be best served as a tag team to face Show and Kane, it's Henry and Lashley. Give them the belts since Mania will have those RAW VS SMACKDOWN style matches anyway.

Oh how I wish that is true. I don't know if it is or not, but if it is (I doubt it though), that would be monster for TNA and even for Sting. But I don't recall Meltz saying such a thing at all so I'll say untrue. Plus how would the buyrate be out already? It wouldn't be from what I know.

No, Goldust was already under contract. The celeb wasn't signed yet from what I could understand from the Meltz report. Close, but not signed.

He may have moved his lips during those promos, but his teeth stayed clinched. He was soooo MAD!! Edge was horrible as that type of heel, but he was really good as a cocky jackass. I'd much rather he have the belt than Cena. I never thought I'd say this, but I'd rather the belt be on Triple H than either one of them.

TNA doesn't pay to air because Spike keeps the ad revenue. It's sorta like the USA deal for the WWE where the network keeps the ad money in exchange for free air time. That's my understanding how the deal worked out for both parties involved. But making back 20 million dollars in a year? How the fuck did they do that? There is no way they did that!

Cause he needed more heat and build-up first. So they are going to make fun of dead Eddie to do it. Can't wait for the hilarious skits we'll get for the next two weeks. Maybe Randy can RKO a cardboard cutout of Eddie and then spit on it.