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I'm starting to think the anit-capital punishment are more demented than the pro-capital punishment people. One group wants them to be forever treated like scum, working every minute of every day in a cold dark place. While the other wants to give them the mercy of death. It's actually kind of interesting when I think about it.

Christ, just make it you have to submit to an HIV test before donating blood or sperm. Is it REALLY that hard? Man, talk about making something simple into something difficult.

Beavis and Butthead: Airport Secruity Coming to theaters Summer 2006.

The Pacers weren't eliminated tonight. Were they? I could have sworn they led the series 3-2 going into tonight

Tell general pop they sexual assaulted her while she was on the ground dying. Then give prisoner 45782 a knife and all be well.

Seems they have evolved in intellgience, but not speed. Plus his zombies already have the numbers in their favor so it's not like they need to move faster. Looks like they are still slow but just too strong, too many and getting too damn smart for a bunch of corpses. Slow and smart is much more dangerous than fast and dumb.

White people can't sue for being called names silly. We deserve it. And my state has one Waffle House and it looks like they serve food from inside a shack. Cracker Barrel and IHOP's all over the place, but only one Waffle House. That is such bull, when I went to the south about five years back the only place my family and I ate breakfast was Waffle House. But if I need pancakes, give me IHOP. IHOP can make some pancakes, which makes sense since they are designed to only make pancakes.

No, it's not you. Which makes me wonder why anyone would want the post? Seems like it should just be called the "soon to be captured" post of Al Qaeda. Now if Osama is ever demoted in command, we've totally got him.

I think the silly party has this one in the bag. Or Blair, probably Blair.

A lot like college tests written by crazy professors. So, a lot like a college test.

No comment is necessary. Damn...my favorite wrestler of ECW/WCW and the man who I have enjoyed every match he had ever wrestled even when with the Body Donnas. Special video package? Did I miss something? Is this show getting PPV clearance I don't know about?

Words cannot begin to describe my thoughts on how this story starts. --- Close encounters on rise as UFOs seize imagination of Chinese Tue May 3,10:08 AM ET BEIJING (AFP) - Meng Zhaoguo, a rural worker from northeast China's Wuchang city, says he was 29 years old when he broke his marital vows for the first and only time -- with a female extraterrestrial of unusually robust build. "She was three meters (10 feet) tall and had six fingers, but otherwise she looked completely like a human," he says of his close encounter with an alien species. "I told my wife all about it afterwards. She wasn't too angry." While few Chinese claim to have managed to get quite as intimate with an extraterrestrial as Meng, a growing number of people in the world's most populous nation believe in unidentified flying objects, or UFOs. Officially registered UFO associations in China have about 50,000 members, but some estimate the actual number of Chinese interested in the subject is probably in the tens of millions. Sun Shili is one of the most serious enthusiasts, and he knows exactly where he will be the day the extraterrestrials finally make contact with mankind. The 67-year-old retired Beijing professor will be in the 21-member delegation picked by international UFO associations to represent Earth as the first negotiations get underway. Once a Spanish translator for Mao Zedong during high-level state visits, Sun says language will not be a problem. "We expect to communicate using telepathy," he says. In a country that has lost its spiritual bearings as Marxism has given way to materialism, the idea of strange worlds light years away offers a last great hope for many. Richard McNally, a Harvard psychologist, says he recognizes the pattern from research into Westerners who claim to have been abducted by aliens and who characterized the experience as "spiritually deepening." "Our abductees typically describe themselves as 'spiritual' individuals for whom organized religion provides scant spiritual nourishment, and the Chinese UFO spotters may very well be like our subjects," McNally says. As Sun, the Spanish translator, sits one sunny spring morning in the Chinese capital, he points at the streets outside and explains how many of the people walking by are probably extraterrestrials in human guise. They are here to help mankind move human civilization on little by little, he explains. "It's estimated that 80 percent of new inventions come to people in their dreams," says Sun. "Maybe this is is how the extraterrestrials pass on their knowledge to us." Extraterrestrials are moving mankind on the path towards perfection, but they can only do so in a very gradual fashion, Sun says. "They give us wisdom and skills that are just a little bit more advanced than what we have at any given moment," he says. "If they gave us their full range of knowledge all at once, we wouldn't be able to handle it." As in most other areas of human endeavor, China is also an emerging force to be reckoned with in UFO research. In September, the International Chinese UFO Association will hold an international meeting on UFO research in the northern port city of Dalian. "The fact that this meeting can be held shows that China is gradually becoming a great power in UFO research," says Zhang Jingping, a leading member of the association. A dedicated group of enthusiasts forming the core membership of the Beijing UFO Research Association are on constant alert, ready to move out and investigate observations of mysterious phenomena in the night sky. They take photos, record videos and interview witnesses, all in the interest of addressing the issue from a scientific point of view, according to Zhou Xiaoqiang, the chairman of the association. "The result is that 95 to 99 percent of the sightings can be explained naturally, like airplanes or satellites," he says. "But a tiny minority may be real UFOs, and we should take them seriously." Zhou, a 57-year-old executive at a transportation company, spends most of his waking hours studying UFOs, but he remembers a time when it was not allowed. After the Cultural Revolution broke out in 1966, his fresh university degree earned him a one-way ticket to the deep countryside, a victim of Mao's scheme to instil proletarian values in the intellectuals. The dreary life almost made him forget there might be something beyond the narrow confines of the rural community where he spent the next decade. But then when the Cultural Revolution finally ended, and China slowly emerged from decades of self-imposed isolation, Zhou remembers watching Steven Spielberg's film classic "Close Encounters of the Third Kind." It was a revelation. It was not just a new world that opened up to him, but a whole new universe, where everything seemed possible -- even extraterrestrials. "Chinese people are interested in UFOs now because their lives have improved," says Zhou. "They no longer have to worry about getting enough to eat, but can start caring about issues like this." Huang Yanqiu, a 49-year-old farmer from Beigao village in north China's Hebei province, recalls his one and only encounter with extraterrestrials in 1977. He woke up in the middle of the night and found himself in front of two men who looked and spoke like ordinary humans. But they had special powers, taking him on a nightly flight on their backs to all corners of China, from Heilongjiang province in the north to Fujian province in the southeast. Eventually, they carried him to Tiananmen Square. For a young man who had never been more than a few kilometers (miles) away from home, but had a secret wish to see the world, it was the experience of a lifetime. "We couldn't go anywhere at the time. There were no cars, just bicycles," he says. "Maybe it was all just a dream." Alien girls are easy ---------- You know, I do believe there are other beings out there but guys like this don't make it easy to admit it. I mean come on dude, THINK about what you said for a second. And I am not sure, the word "enthusiast" is the nice way of saying "whack job". Cause these people, I'm shocked they haven't found aliens cause their minds have went well past Pluto by this point.

DOES ANYONE HAEV ANY PICTURES OF HER!!!! WTF LOL I HEARD SHE WAS IN A PORN MOVEI NOW!1!!11 SHA WAS ON DA COSBY SHOW AND SHE WAS ON IN UR HOUS31!!1!!1! LOL Thank goodness for the AOL translator. Now I can read what this person was asking for.

So am I. I'm one of the good guys! God bless the color blue for absolving my racist, homophobic state of all blame. You beautiful beautiful color blue. Delaware: Don't like gays, don't like different races, but dammit it voted Kerry!

Why didn't the Yankees call up an outfielder and second baseman and just release Womack? Or is it they don't have an outfielder in the minors worth a damn?

I don't believe the bible or Nostradamus. The world will end when the world will end and this stupid pope stuff is self-fulfilling prophecy when you pick a man who looks like he died 4 years ago and no one has told his family yet. Plus if the world is ending, so what? What you gonna do, cry about it? Go to church and repent? No, you are going to work so be quiet and go make my Nike shoes. God damn slackers.

Who lets a 14 yr old borrow their car period? I think in this case, they are are saying borrowed since he's dead. Had he lived, he stole it. God, I know it's wrong to laugh at this...but I can't stop laughing at this. I mean, what did he hit to fling him through the sun roof like a dart into power lines?

Kansas is a very special state. And I mean special. Why can't we just say it was both of them? Little bit of creation, little bit of evolution and out comes different forms of man? Wouldn't that just be easier than this? That's what I do, it saves me time and energy.

This is probably all leading to HBK vs HHH #19568928.

God and Pat are tight, they went to college together and play poker with Jesus, Buddha, and Frank Sinatra every Friday night

I need a wav or mp3 of this now. This alone makes me consider ordering a replay.

Most politicians won't go within a mile of Robertson anymore. They know the guy is a political timebomb on their career. They can get the Christian Co vote without him and most of the politicians now treat Robertson like he has went off the deep end. I knew there was problems when Robertson started making me think Falwell was an ok guy.

Robertson said that hurricanes were used to clean the land of gays and lesbians, which is why they hit Florida so much. Oh and that the Towers weren't protected because we didn't smite all gays and lesbians and have them strung up and burned. Robertson isn't important anymore. The man has been nuts since...well always.

I love how some of the same people who claim Bush came up with this master conspiracy cover-up plan are the same ones who claim Bush couldn't tie his shoes in the morning without supervision. He's either one or the other people. Either amazingly intellgient and able to convince the military to allow him to destroy part of the Pentagon and was able to form this elaborate cover up plot to fly two planes into the towers. OR he is a moron who needs more directions to cross the road than the chicken. I questioned but most of the theories go under this crazed assumption that the Pentagon is just another building when it's not even remotely close to just another building.

But if they ARE going to waste PPV time down the line on Hogan vs HBK, it would have been better for HBK to super kick Hogan by accident and Hassan to score the pin after Davari pulls Michaels out. Then there WOULD be a reason for Hogan vs HBK and you actually give Hassan a big win over a guy who really should have been gone years ago. This really was like if Foley had come back and beat down Randy Orton four times then pinned him on PPV.