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I've said "roh-ful" on occasion, but in the sarcastically ironic way, not in the "trying to sound cool but failing" way

was married, but don't let that stop him from commentating on our relationships

Back in '00 one of my coworkers used it in a note to our supervisor. Hell, not only did he use it, but he actually spelled out what it meant after the fact.

"You die in the game, you die for real!" "Stay Alive..." "You die in the game, you die for real!" "Stay Alive..."

The shadows are all wrong

effa you, Kotz

That's a kkk joke waiting to happen

Duffman can't die, only the actors who portray him

Prince William needs to grow a beard, or at least a goatee. Bring the beard back to the royal throne! I'd like to see a President with some facial hair too dammit.. we haven't had one since Taft.

The "you're, not your" and "they're, not there" are as old as the interweb itself

I forgot EMHE is a mini-Frenchie... that makes not taking him seriously even easier now

You could miss a lot more if you were gone longer

Whew.. I was worried about Texas having a chance at a trifecta in the big three of college sports

So how about that King George V?

...it's a shark fin

English speaking country my ass

I acronymized the gag because people were bitching about it becoming trite and overused

Yeah, and it should rock, IIRC.

Newfies go home

One of my big concerns is that, even with the power of the Simpsons name (tainted now as it may be), they'll still try to cram celebs galore in there "Oh my god! It's (celebrity)! So, why are you in Springfield, (celebrity)?"

If only you had drawn more gimmick votes

you are? Yes. Because I turned heel on you guys. Or Zack, at least. Or whatever. But you're a heel here too, so where does that leave you

This is like when you have a nail-biting conference championship, and then the finals are a big disappointment The Seattle SeaCzechs