Slayer

vivaultra's already written one for him

Combining two things Al hates I like it

No no no Peyton is the "Aw shucks" southern pretty-boy... Eli is more of a punk frat boy.

Belichick vs. Rottenheimer Can't wait

See also: razazteca

"The ESPN Sucks Thread 1/7/07 - 1/13/07"

They'd probably just ignore it in favor of the NBA All-Star Game

Would it have been better if he just bumped the old one?

The Pride of the NFC West Them winning the Super Bowl would've been one of the worst things that could happen to the NFL, in a "they won a title?" sense, not unlike the previous two World Series champions as well as two straight Stanley Cup champions from the heart of NASCAR country "Hey, it's the Super Bowl Champion Seahawks... and... they're... the Seahawks... from Seattle... yeah... *tumbleweed, cricket*"

Guess I was the only one going for Dallas, huh

The Invisible Team advances

Fuck, the Seawhothehellaretheys live on

Al Davis is awesome. Most owners fire coaches. Only Al demotes them to filing TPS reports. Just file, baby

Neither of those two have a long standing mancrush on me though Well, smitty might

Gay Lincoln, are you Vanhalen?

This idea requires effort on my part, so no go.

I'd like to think I've climbed up to the level of gary floyd or Superjerk

I hope it's Dallas, because I couldn't take a second straight NFC championship with the Seawhos

I expect some assistance in this task from my good friend, Detective SJK, who used posting style comparisons (with other information) to expose the anonymous admin Andy O as Mole

If this was the only time Saban had done this, I think people would give him a pass, but he dicked MSU to go to LSU, then dicked LSU to go to the Dolphins, and now, third verse same as first

Muslims don't eat ham, though. Shit. you're right... Better just send him a six-pack and some Jack Daniels

Speaking of which, why couldn't he have done this to Merchant instead?

Shit, busted! I know a lot of people have gone to the Inc school of facetious exclamation marks and the quick second-post punchline (myself included), but SJK seems to have done that a lot these last few months, including earlier in this very thread, but if you insist, I'll just have to find another reason to bust his balls

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