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Viking Hall, 2:30 PM Belltime, Sunday, November 14th, 2004 It's the last stop on the road to CAGE OF DEATH 6, and potentially one of the best shows of the year with a ton of hard-hitting matchups and key storyline matches. JUSTICE PAIN Vs. HOMICIDE Pain cost Homicide a match against Chris Hero, and the two brawled, setting up a "dream" match between the two indepedent wrestlintg forces. ALEX SHELLEY Vs. RODERICK STRONG Strong viciously attacked Shelley, who was simply showing respect to both Strong & Jay Lethal following their match last month. Should be a good one. SUPER DRAGON & EXCALIBUR Vs. CHRIS BOSH & QUICK SILVER Fan favorite & hard-hitting Super Dragon teams with loud mouthed Excalibur to compat CZW newcomers Quick Silver & Chris Bosh, who come in with good word from fans who have seen them. CZW JR. HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION SONJAY DUTT RETURNS TO ACTION...He wants his title belt...He wants to kill Jimmy Rave. 8 Man Tag - CHRI$ CA$H, JC BAILEY, NATE "SPYDER" WEBB & the returning JOKER (from military service) do battle with THE BLACKOUT- CZW World Tag Champs Ruckus & Sabian, Eddie Kingston, and a MYSTERY PARTNER, #1 Contender's Match - OR FOR THE TITLE BELT ITSELF??? - KAOS takes on The Messiah's former friend, and jealous turncoat, ADAM FLASH w/ DEWEY DONOVAN. AN UPDATE ON THE WORLD TITLE...CZW CHAMPION THE MESSIAH has been ridiculed, left all alone, had his hair cut, and now is a friendless man. Will he show up at NoI or will a new champion have to be crowned? Many more matches to be announced. Discuss.

Raw has had 3 or 4 tag matches, plus Orton/Jericho, plus an 8-man, plus other bouts that are all better than both of the Michaels/Benoit matches. They just didn't click, IMO, on TV.

-Eddie Guerrero vs Brock Lesnar (No Way Out) *** 1/4 -Jamie Noble vs Paul London (Velocity) Haven't seen it. -Kurt Angle vs Eddie Guerrero (WrestleMania) *** -Triple H vs Chris Benoit vs Shawn Micheals (WrestleMania) **** 1/2 -Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Misterio (Smackdown gauntlet final) ** 1/2 -Triple H vs Shelton Benjamin (Raw - the first upset). ** 1/2 -Mick Foley vs Randy Orton (Backlash) *** -Triple H vs Chris Benoit vs Shawn Micheals (Backlash) *** 1/2 -Chris Benoit vs Shawn Micheals (Raw: Showdown in the Desert) * 1/2

:::Austin comes out to Disturbed theme::: "So Michael Cole...the little girl wants to hear his bit, said. WHAT? I said, he has been bitching for 6 or so straight posts. WHAT? I said, he's annoying...WHAT?...bothersome...WHAT?...a problem...WHAT?...pain in the ass..WHAT?...a crybaby... "But Steve, here on Smackdown! we were wondering how you would deal with the upcoming pay-per-view matchup with BOTH Chris Jericho and Chris Benoit! Surely, you cannot defeat them both!" "Michael...just like the small child posting 10 times to put his original request over...WHAT...I spit on your silly question. Hell, JR ain't asked anything like that, and I put that poor sun' bitch in the hospital. "Fans, you heard it here first! We'll be right back with Test & Booker T defending their WWF Tag Team Titles against some dumb fucks!" "WHAT!?"

I'm gonna root on the blonde haired heel kid.

Oh my God, THE POWER IS IN ***OUR*** HANDS?!?!?!?! Thanks Mr. McMahon!

This is going to take up a half hour EACH WEEK?

Marty is actually homeless. "I don' wanna leave!" "I work wit da under-priv-ledged kids...if you weeeel"

"It's true, I AM 40!"

Whoa, this is like "Who Wants to be a Hoss Millionaire?" With actual hoss tryouts...yelling, flexing, push-ups, lifting...

The missing Road Warrior.

Look at this Corey Shockey looking asshole.

Why do they sign the shitty PPV matches first as of late? Eugene/HHH and JBL/Taker : SSLam Eugene/Bischoff and Orton/Flair: TTuesday Booker/Cena: No Mercy TAKER/HEIDENREICH: SSeries It's like building an ice cream sundae by starting with a spoonful of mulch.

Um, Guerrero landed on Jin-suk's arms, which COVERED UP THE RING BELL... And Jindrak's music sounds like a lame Gamecube TV ad...

Shawn Michaels will be David Hasslehoff. Chest hair. Manly good looks. Pops a crowd on overseas tours. Can be seen running (beach/to the ring) to music he sings. Egomaniac. Makes women scream.

JoeDirt, Haku is not a member of the Power of Pain. That's Warlord and Barbarian.

The brackets are set...call your friends...call your neighbors...PM your favorite MOD...let's determine the GREATEST HOSS/MONSTER TEAM OF ALL TIME!! Pick your winner...and even comment on sone match finishes if you feel the need. *** The Loch Ness Bracket*** 1. The Natural Disasters (with Jimmy Hart) 21. Billy & Chuck (with Rico) 27. Men on a Mission (with Oscar) 12. Demolition 24. The Nasty Boys (with Missy Hyatt) 8. The APA 9. The Harris Boys 28. Luther Reigns & Mark Jindrak (with Kurt Angle) 10. Steve Williams & Terry Gordy 20. Kronik 19. Lex Luger & Mr. Hughes (with Harley Race) 5. The Brothers of Destruction (with Sara) 11. Stan Hansen & Bruiser Brody 4. Sid Vicious & Dan Spivey (with Theodore R. Long) 2. Three Minute Warning (with Rico) 3. The Twin Towers (with Slick) *** The Yokozuna Bracket *** 18. The Master Blasters 6. Fire & Ice 7. High Voltage 13. The Colossal Connection (with Bobby Heenan) 17. T & A (with Trish Stratus) 25. The Godwinns (with Sunny) 16. The Headhunters 31. Matt Morgan & Nathan Jones (with Paul Heyman) 14. The Powers of Pain (with Mr. Fuji) 29. Kurrgan & Giant Silva (with Luna) 15. The Road Warriors (with Paul Ellering) 32. The Goodfather & Bull Buchanon (with Steven Richards) 22. Awesome Kong & King Kong (with Harley Race) 23. Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage (with Miss Elizabeth) 26. El Gigante & P.N. News 30. Vader & Mankind (with Paul Beaer)

They can start by getting rid of his shitty theme music.

Quote: The Astros finished 13 games behind the Cardinals this year, they have absolutely no business being in the WS over them. Shut the fuck up.

THIS THREAD has to go to classics.

Hahahahaha little babies playing "New York, New York"... They can listen to that all off-season on the golf course.

Whatn the FUCK is playing at Yankee Stadium??!?!

THE EVIL EMPIRE HAS BEEN DESTROYED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel like Lando just blew up the Death Star...

Wheel the champagne out onto the field...grab the top and prepare to twist...

Wheel the champagne down the hallway...to the entrance of the field...