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James Thrash = 4th option.

"The Patriots are arguably the best damn football team in at least 10-15 years, don't worry. They'll be okay." Spoken like a true nimrod.

Isn't that a penalty on Hoover?

Delhomme sucks grass again. 3rd and Delran. They don't get it.

Dawkins makes Delhomme eat grass.

therealworldschampion, sell me on why the Birds should fear the Browns next week...

Haha anyone else hear all those coaches yelling...

20-15 NE

INT by Manning, Jr. He then spins the ball on the ground to show how cool he is, after being burned repeatedly and losing 23-0. Good show!

"Fans, welcome back to Smackdown! here on U P N! Up next, haha, Mr. McMahon has provided, well, a special treat for all you fans of Smackdown! here on UPN! Led Zeppelin is IN THE HOUSE! Haha, that's right! Hot off of bringing you today's best bands, guys like Saliva, guys like Limp Bizkit, and guys like Motley Crue, its another hot band, Led Zeppelin! I believe they're a lot like Rush, the great classic band, and the guys behind this year's SummerSlam theme! Oh yeah, listen to that, "Summertime Blues", off the new CD! Coming up next, it's Led Zeppelin!" JBL gets a world title shot against new champion John Cena. Hardcore Holly interferes, knocks out Cena, and puts JBL on top for the title win. Do Cole's announcing starting with the referee coming to his senses to make the pin.

"And Eagles? What defence do they have?" Lito Shephard 62 yard INT return for touchdown. 22-0 Eagles. Please don't ask that again.

Eagles just lucked out big time. Lito Shephard had awful coverage on Colbert, who just dropped an open bomb from Delhomme.

The nWo Horsemen parody is one of the top 5 moments of the Monday Night Wars and/or Nitro's history, IMHO.

Also, the woman who covers "Total Eclipse of the Heart" had a cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" (not a rock version, a pop/dramatic solo) play on mainstream radio for a few weeks. I hate her.

Wicky Wicky Wild, Wicky Wicky Wild, Wild Wild West...

Quote: "And Eagles? What defence do they have?" Roderick Hood, Interception. 13-0 Eagles, 3rd Quarter. 4-0 Record.

Seattle, Atlanta, Detroit all losing...things are getting back to normal.

SF 14, NYJ 3....why is this.

I predict that the Red Sox will win the next 3 games. Schilling's grand "return" will occur in Game 7. The Red Sox will take a 5-3 lead into the bottom of the 9th, where two men are on... And then Jeter steps up.

Carolina about to lose a timeout.

EAGLES RECOVER AN ONSIDE KICK TO START OFF 2nd HALF!!! Fuck you, rednecks!

Quote: "And Eagles? What defence do they have?" A good one.

Roma and Jacques are not hosses.

"Tazz, Oh My God! That's...that's....DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS?!?!? Haha! Everybody's just having a great time here on Smackdown! Haha! Cena maybe getting a little bit of his own medicine? Oh, this is awesome! EXCLUSIVE TO SMACKDOWN!" The Undertaker Vs. JBL in a Casket Match is named as Survivor Series' main event.

4 guinea pigs, all dead. 1 bunny, I released it into the wild. 1 kitten, loved it, but it stunk up the place, so gave it away.