The Mandarin

Or, we could go the abstract New Yorker approach when trying to caption this. Orton: "I wish I was taller." Ric Flair: "I can't find my receipt, my place's a stye." Triple H: "My wife is a slut."

Orton (thinking): "Man, I hope nobody's writing a insensitive photo caption about me right now."

My 12th pick is Edge.

Just for kicks, here's some of the best reviews I've gotten from Dames so far: And some of the worst: There's more matches I still haven't posted yet, though. They should be coming soon. Oh, and the last post was edited because I realized the Jerry Lynn vs. CM Punk was ****1/2, not ***1/2.

Probably not since Bull made his debut about 2 weeks before the show. Technically, it wasn't his debut, right? I recall Bull being in the Truth Commission or something. Oh, and I read the entire Vader scenario. Good read.

My eleventh pick is Randy Orton.

Most recently, the one that springs to mind is Ivory vs. Molly Holly. Also, at Fully Loaded 2000, Tazz vs. Al Snow.

My tenth pick is American Dragon.

I did. It's as bad as they say it is.

My ninth pick is Charlie Haas.

My eighth pick is Shelton Benjamin.

My seventh pick is Christian.

Oh yeah, this thing. Whoops. TOMORROW: More HCTP Wrestling!: Submission Match- Ric Flair vs. Eddie Guerrero OR Iron Man- Chris Benoit vs. Kurt Angle

My sixth pick is Samoa Joe.

That's exactly what I thought when I first read it. There's no way he said that.

Oh, shit, I forgot about this. Updated tomorrow, for sure.

David Benoit~! CONAN~! (and he mentioned the Japanese Pool Boy too!)

- Jushin Lyger. Ouch. The truth hurts.

I hope Orton wakes up and finds the head of the horse he bet on in his bed. Wait, scrap that. I hope the horse wakes up and finds Randy Orton's head.

Series one is great too. Warrior and Bret are awesome.

I don't think they should change it. Tazz/Lawler would bomb, as would Lawler/Cole. Tazz and Cole work well together, and JR can carry Lawler.

Hopefully, this one will go well. I've already done quite a few shows so at least this will be updated frequently.