The Mandarin

I'm looking forward to Ray. Speaking of the Grudge, that kid that meows on the commercial kills me because he closely resembles Batboy, who is the greatest tabloid image of all time. Batboy orbits the Earth was hysterical.

Let's see how real gangsta you are, fools.

I can't do that Madd Dawg mission, it makes me too jittery. I need a smoke.

War- "Why Can't We Be Friends?"

Bud Selig looks like he just left the house for the first time since 1918.

Bosox lose in 7, I see it now. Sarcasm.

I don't take show quality into consideration anymore when it comes to ratings increases/decreases. It's obviously all about the competition.

Dildo?

Thanks for that tip you gave earlier, Downhome, I beat the dancing game in about four tries. I've finished all of Sweet's missions and now I'm on that Madd Dawg sneaking mission, which is awesome. I got the paper, gunned down him and all of his guards, except for one. I has a sliver of health at this point. I was coming around the corner after being unable to find the body armor which I know is there, spotted his last guard and fired-- it struck him and put his health at the danger level and went to fire another shot-- and noticed I was out of bullets. He shot me in the head and I died. Extremely fun.

What's up with that OG Loc level where you have to drive to the beach? I waited there from when the party started to sunrise and responded to her about 100 times, ain't nothin' happening. I also tried attacking her, and mission was failed. What am I supposed to do?

What looks the best to you? Sunset? The view from your apartment? The Statue of Liberty on your way home from work? Internet porn? For me, I'd probably go with sunrise.

I'm having problems with "OG Loc" and "Robbing Uncle Sam" right now.

Straight up, dawg.

No, and fuck you for trying to introduce a racial element when there was none mentioned. The world doesn't need this shit. I wasn't trying to say that racism could be a possible reason for the conflict (I don't think so myself), I was asking if anyone thought that, which is pretty much bogus. I'm sorry I ever brought it up. I must have got hit in the head with a piece of drywall today.

"Why you trippin', Uncle Phil?"

Anybody think the guy made racial remarks? I wish I had that talent.

On that note.. *Jazz weeps on the couch of her dressing room* *a door opens* A-Train: Girl, why you cryin'? Jazz: My mother is dead. And who the hell are you? A-Train: What the hell you speak? I'm yo' mama! *That's My White Mama will be back after these messages* A-Train: Don't make me break my foot off in yo' ass!

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to hang with my crew.

Somebody could hit Trish in the back of the head and she could become Antonia. "I have a cat named 'Cece'."

I can't beat the first mission where you ride the bike. I bike until I can't pedal my ass anymore and that is when he guns me down. ..still a fun game, though.

A winner is you. ..to be honest, I didn't read the thread/watch much of the show, but two minutes of browsing gives me a clear winner.

San Andreas is the shit, gentlemen.

I have it in my hands. All is right with the world.

Fritz the Cat. Felix was a kid's cartoon. No, no, no. Felix the cat. If you've seen the Bermuda Triangle episode, you'd know what I was talking about. Things floating in the air, crazy colours and inanimate objects talking. It's hardcore, man.

PS- When it gets down to the last month I'll start writing reports on HOW IMPORTANT EACH SHOW IS. Here's an example- Wait for it. Now let me go watch my soaps.