The Mandarin

That's an awful list. Avril was never, EVER more important to Canada than John Candy. Ever. John Candy was a genius and should be in the top 15. Avril is the flavor of the month. Maurice Richard not making the top 10-15 is awful, but it's not as bad as STOMPING TOM CONNORS at 13. I mean, really. Meanwhile, while he is great, Suzuki shouldn't be in the top ten. Terry Fox gets my sentimental vote, but I personally think it should really go to Alexander Graham Bell. He hooked me up with SPEAKER PHONE, yo. PS- Leonard Cohen making the top 50 is

Remember kids- vote for the OAO Raw Winner in GTG after the show.

Top five movies I plan to watch next that I have yet to see: 1) The Untouchables 2) Full Metal Jacket 3) City of God 4) Team America: World Police 5) Day After Tomorrow

Would have been better if Carlito had have spit the apple chunks at her chest and a piece bounces off her left breast, comes back and strikes him in the eye and he runs off screaming.

Already on Page 4. Kane started the early 90's LA riots.

The best part of this is actually hearing the random fan say "OMG WTF!" I'd imagine it would sound somewhat like "Ohmguh wutfuh"

I'm in, but I'll be sadly disappointed if I don't get "Hef".

Shit, I forgot completely about it. Bob, where do you live, New York or Toronto? And if you live in New York, how long did it take you to clear the border? Did they let you in with that hat on?

Shit, I remember Jarrett's debut but I don't remember La Parka winning.

"What a main event! Legend vs. Legend! Hulk Hogan once slammed the 1,253 pound Andre the Giant to win WrestleMania 3 with over a hundred thousand people in attendance! Jesse Ventura was once governor of Minnesota, New York, Kentucky AND South America ALL AT THE SAME TIME while he was still an active wrestler! EXCLUSIVE TO SMACKDOWN." Michael Cole's one-man stage play.

Undertaker incident leads to Wrestlemania vs. Paul Bea...

That t-shirt works well on you.

I've seen a whole pile of obscure Canadian films, the best of them being Treed Murray.

I'm extremely bored with the current wrestling product. I want you to fix this. Build-A-Card using either of the WWE rosters from today. Since you're trying to entertain me, these are the minimum requirements: For whatever brand you're doing, I want you to have a one sentence description to the end of the match and the time length. I also want one sentence descriptions of any in-ring or backstage promos. The wacky part is, you probably don't know what I like and dislike about the current product (HINT: Not a Edge fan..!) so basically, you're throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. Or, throwing shit at my face and trying to get me to like some of the corn chunks. Then, as a follow-up, in 7.5 words (that's right, only get through half of the last word), tell me why I should like your show. Ram it down my throat. Eventually I will say how long I would have tuned in to your show for and what my opinion was at the end of it. Here's a sample review: The person who makes the best card gets to make the requirements for next week's Build-A-Card #3. Go. PS- I was originally going to translate the instructions into German and back and then call it "The Lost Build-A-Card" but I figured that would be too difficult.

Since he's getting over they're going to turn him face and water him down by only injuring people on the second Tuesday of months that end in "Y".

"I'm way cool. I wear-- I wear, well, rainbow socks with um, the sep--seperate toes. ..HOOK OF THE INSIDE LEG! ONE TWO THERE'S TWO! We're on commercial, David? Okay."

Random Drunk: "See that guy listening to our conversation and labeling me a random drunk? I'm going to go hit him with a shovel." Then I forget the rest.

I had one where I made Kevin Sullivan cry at a supermarket.

It appears Satan needs a nose job.

IGN has a preview of the radio stations but one of them's a "secret". If this means Lazlow, I'm all for it. Chatterbox is still some of the funniest shit ever.

Chad Collyer d. Jay Lethal

Up tomorrow: Xplosion Impact Velocity Both RoH shows Heat spoilers