The Mandarin

I'm 100% sure that when Emmy season arrives, WWE just sends in tapes of the thirty minutes dedicated to Triple H each week and pretend the other hour doesn't exist.

You have no reason to get so angry, if you've been watching for as long as it seems you should be desensitized to this kind of shitty booking by now.

"Especially Regal..because he's not retarded, so it would mean more to him."

Why are their chants so quick?

Regal should just use his old heel music.

I just saw Nicola S, but I couldn't tell the other 3 because of the terrible production values. Union Jack flags are huge over in Philadelphia.

Nova invented the man-titty.

From what I've heard, Tom treated his body and others horribly, so it's not like this happened to a completely undeserving fellow. But best wishes anyways.

At ya rekwast, pri' ministah. Sou gn'ubble wit' fa snip spabble, ya blendah spig der fappo.

I guess we'll go with that since I didn't hear any TNA matches get pimped this week (although I heard Monty/Raven was "ok"). I thought HBK/Christian was about **3/4-***, which is good enough. And after all that debate earlier about changing my name, I've come to a conclusion- I'll use my real name, Budro Jiggler. Now, now, I liked CM Funk too, but it's been one year of that and I've had enough. Zack, if you would kindly do the deed, it would be greatly appreciated. I would have asked Agent of Oblivion since he was actually calling for a name switch, but he wanted me to be called "Sizzlechest". .. Don't cry for me, Fantasy Booking and Columns forum.

Fixed.

All right, Nikkala! ..uh, I mean-- crazy brits.

1) I added 15 points for Zack. 2) I was just about to add the MOTW, but I can't remember any good matches this week. Make your case for one that you liked, and then I'll choose.

My mouth.

Ric Flair says in his book that Triple H doesn't drink, though. Maybe it's because Flair gets to them all before he even has a shot.

Hogan kicking out of the Rock Bottom to Rock kicking out of the Legdrop at WrestleMania X-8. If Hogan had have pinned Rock with that first legdrop, the Skydome would no longer exist.

CNN did this once with the Bob Hope and the Queen mother (before they died). It's obviously a technical goof. I think it will go: Rodney Dangerfield Christopher Reeves Buddy Hackett Yes, I know Buddy Hackett's dead.

NO~! Well, this sucks. He was one of my favourite players on Ken Griffey Jr.'s baseball for N64. RIP.

You sick bastard.

If you get the two disc Special Edition of Goodfellas, there's a deleted scene where Tommy sells cat food out of the back of a truck for a year.

Fahrenheit 9/11- 5.5/10 Well, it's sure controversial. Any political biases aside, I didn't find it as good of a film as everyone was saying. It wasn't strewn together that well and I was bored out of my gourd for a few portions of it. I'm glad he's not submitting it for Best Documentary, because I would have gone on a murderous rampage had it beaten the much more superior Super Size Me. Not awful, but not a great movie.

Today, Oct. 11 Replace the cast of a Quentin Tarantino movie with wrestlers who you think are most like them.

..whoops. Scores updated on page 1.

1) Norman Smiley and Vader vs. Johnny Stamboli and Funaki 2) Steven Regal and Dean Malenko vs. Jamie Noble and Tommy Dreamer 3) Rey Misterio Jr. and The Rock vs. James Tighe and Sting 4) Chris Benoit and Tokyo Magnum vs. Shelton Benjamin and La Parka 5) Eddie Guerrero and Abdullah the Butcher vs. Bret Hart and Raven