The Mandarin

*sigh* Today, Oct. 10 Say something Kevin Nash would say during sex.

I just put on a Quanuni/Wardak bumper sticker today.

On the Eddie DVD, he and RVD do alternate commentary for his ladder match. Eddie gets whipped into a ladder set up in the corner, and Eddie rolls off of it, and the ladder starts to tip. In mid-fall, RVD catches it and then on the commentary, you hear "I CAUGHT THE LADDER LIKE A NINJA." The way he says it is hilarious, plus ninjas are effing hysterical. Rob Szatowski has probably made more contributions to this thread than anybody else.

Sound hearing The ability to see through water The ability to build things with my hands

Is this the intervention?

I call Love Machine.

Previously on DEON: The Elementary Years..

I watched just to see Carlito, so there you go. Watching SmackDown = ratings.

So what are the planned merges? TNA/Puro/Misc. General/Old School? ..WWE and Current Events?

Today, Oct. 9 Make either an acrostic poem about a gaijin, past or present. You can just do their first or last name if you want.

Ugh, why would they put online bra and panties mode in instead of working on making online tags available? Oh well, single mode sounds fun. Smaffles is going to WRECK you all.

Here's how it works: I'll ask you to do a task that somehow relates to wrestling. Like how I gave you requirements to "build-a-card", you gave me your answers. Some days I'll ask you to be more creative than others, like one day asking "What is your favourite Kane match and why?" and then following it up the next day with "Build a wrestling DVD set that you would take with you to a desert island." Consider it like a summer activity booklet. Almost everything I'll ask you to do is pretty much mindless, and I'll provide an example as well. Today, Oct. 8

TNA up tomorrow; scores updated.

It's more effective when you say that while you're standing in gorilla position.

I just saw Carlito's debut promo, and it was AWESOME. "Relass, relass". Golden. Rene Dupree wears pimping tights that say "French Tickler". Kenzo sings "New York, New York" and kicks his feet up. Best tag team in history.

I assumed it was optional.

1) Norman Smiley and Vader vs. Sabu and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin Austin doesn't show up for his match, and Sabu is forced to wrestle it alone. Vader intimidates Smiley into whimpering in the corner for most of the match. Vader wins with the Vaderbomb. (6:52) * 2) Funaki and Johnny Stamboli vs. Scott Hall and Road Warrior Animal Funaki squashes Scott Hall and he and Johnny finish Animal with a variation of the Problem Solver. (3:12) * 3) Steve Armstrong and Taka Michinoku vs. "Lord" Steven Regal and Dean Malenko In a huge clash of styles, Steve Armstrong ends up with the upset pin on Steven Regal. (8:15) *3/4 4) Big Stevie Cool and Dunn vs. Jamie Knoble and Tommy Dreamer Austin does a pointless run-in and Stunners everybody. Stevie crawls onto Tommy for the win. (6:22) *3/4 5) Rey Misterio Jr. and The Rock vs. Hakushi and Mick Foley This shit is off the hook. Foley pins Mysterio following a Double-Arm DDT. Everybody shakes hands after the match. 'cept Hakushi, 'cuz he's a dick like that. (18:20) ***3/4 6) Kanyon and EdOMac vs. James Tighe and Sting Kanyon and EdOMac win by forfeit. 7) Brock Lesnar and Jim Neidhart vs Chris Benoit and Tokyo Magnum Brock F-5s Magnum for the W. Brock messes up Neidhart too, since he wants to win the 'bowl. (5:02) **1/4 8) Low Ki and Dusty Rhodes vs. Shelton Benjamin and La Parka Team Dustki wins when Dusty pins Shelton following a bionic elbow. (7:29) *** (entertainment value) 9) Kane and Chuck Palumbo vs. Eddie Guerrero and Abdullah the Butcher Kane is busy sticking things in Abby's head on the outside while Eddie frogsplashes Chuck. (4:20) *3/4 10) Raven and Bret Hart vs. 911 and Diamond Dallas Page Raven Evenflows 911 for the win. (5:15) *

1) Funaki 2) Eddie Guerrero 3) Dean Malenko 4) La Parka 5) Dusty Rhodes

Good call, here's another one. A man is alone for the weekend while his girlfriend goes to her mother's. She gives him £30 which isn't for smoking or drinking. He goes smoking and drinking. He also breaks open a savings box and blows it at the racetrack. An additional £50 is gone. How does he explain this to her? Think you've got the answer? http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...=61752&st=0 Yeah, I know, it's an old one.

Eventually I can see this working into an infomercial with Ric Flair wearing a technicolor sweater and Bruce Jenner helping to plug his DVDs.

A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose from three rooms. The first room has lions on fire, the second room has assassins who haven't eaten in three years, and the third room has loaded weapons. .. There's a backpack in the desert. No footprints around it, no signs of visible force. There happens to be a body attached to it. How can this be?

Requirements: Seven or eight matches, write length and short results for all of them It must be a PPV with a WCW name You can include wrestlers from any promotion Time scenario: 1994 OR 2002, your choice A celebrity must be involved in one Three wrestlers (or more) on your card must be inactive (retired, deceased) One match must be a certain DUD or negative star match One must involve Vader Two must be tag matches One must have Great Muta lose One must be a triple threat (can apply to a tag match) Three titles must be on the line, but you can mix and match companies One must involve Savio Vega. One match must involve an ending that was obviously rebooked to suit The Undertaker but not demote his opponent Mine:

Since liscenced music is regularly used on the indies, there's been some odd choices of entrance music in the past. Name some of those, or even WWE-made songs. Or, be creative and offer some songs that would be peculiar for someone to enter the building to. I don't know why, but I really want to hear someone enter to "Pump it Up" by Elvis Costello.