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The Mandarin

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  1. I have come up with an idea. THE FANS DECIDE. That's right, after each Monday night of Raw, I'll make a poll in Graphics/Testing Grounds asking YOU, THE FANS who won MONDAY NIGHT RAW, this week. ..I won't do it tonight, though. *heel heat* But NEXT MONDAY NIGHT, in that very forum, we'll crown a new Raw winner!
  2. Jim Ross hasn't washed his left hand in two years because he has "Batista 6'6 317" written on there.
  3. Hey, remember that time I won Raw by making a X-Pac heroin withdrawal joke?
  4. Breaking News- BATISTA IS A POWERHOUSE 300 PLUS POUNDS.
  5. That was like a RoH spot or something.
  6. Batista put my daddy on disability and didn't blink an eye.
  7. http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...ST&f=13&t=62145
  8. Won't be complete unless Bunsen and Beaker get to bukkake Miss Jackie "Beaker, I do believe you got some in her nose." "Mee mee mee mee?" Great job, champ.
  9. Wait, are we on Spin City now?
  10. Won't be complete unless Bunsen and Beaker get to bukkake Miss Jackie "Beaker, I do believe you got some in her nose." "Mee mee mee mee?" You won Raw We need to record who wins Raw each week in Fantasy Booking. NYU won last week, right?
  11. They're all getting swallowed up by the internets.
  12. Kerry/Edwards 2004
  13. Eugene looked like he just tried Welch's Grape juice for the first time.
  14. Sailors attacking a marine. How queer.
  15. That would be the greatest Raw ever Triumph the Insult Dog and Coked up Werewolf as your announcers with Frankenstein as the backstage reporter. And Orton turns heel again by giving the RKO to Kermit the Frog. Kermit oversells by vomiting everywhere and sent to the local medical facility. Thus setting up a number one contender's match... Randy Orton vs. Miss Piggy Wait, are we doing Conan or Muppets or a weird Conan/Muppets hybrid? ..Fed-Ex Pope is the shit.
  16. Superstar Shawn Daivari is in the praying room right now. HBK should pitch a hissy fit to Vince.
  17. Where's Sylvan? He hasn't posted in over a page. I'm starting to worry.
  18. Why did Michaels just walk in there like that? Did he want to see Benoit naked? ..speaking of which, does Benoit have a picture of Carmella's head over his genitals?
  19. A black man!
  20. Batista was EONS more styling than Maynard.
  21. Jericho needs to land on his head and mess up some springboards.
  22. Remember Summerslam 2001 where Jericho got goofy and blew half the match? Hilarious.
  23. To be fair, the other girl grabbed her left tit first. She had to re-adjust them.
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