The Mandarin

Man, somebody should have drafted Jobber. He gets a lot of work. THAT'S IT. DEAN RA-- ..uh, points up now.

Ninja legend Kwang vs. RIP John Belushi Early receeding hairline Ian Ziering vs. Country hero Willie Nelson Sexy boy David Hasselhoff vs. Supreme fighting promoter Don King Singer Wesley Willis vs. Horror legend Bruce Campbell There you have it! Vote!

Now, some of us haven't seen them all (I'm watching FMJ tomorrow), but I'm sure you can still give on opinion on which is the best film you've seen of his so far. For me, I'm going with Shining over 2001 and Strangelove. CRAZY camerawork on Shining with extremely in-depth characters and of course, Scatman(~!). I thought more about this movie afterwards than 2001, and that's saying something. All three are great (and darkly humorous) in their own ways. I think he could have made AI a classic, myself. I'll go out on a limb here and say Spielberg's version was great, but it could have been better.

The ACC Raw where Angle throws Austin into the kiddy pool. Absolutely awful.

The Twisted Adventures of Felix the Cat were a blessing for those on LSD.

Having watched SNL last night, I can safely say the video of Fidel tripping was ten times funnier.

Truman Show- 8/10 *pops out of box* "TRUUUMAN! IT'S TELEVISION! YES! Yes! I did it! I'm on the Truman Show!" Good stuff.

Choken One = The Shadow Behind You? Max Moon = Konnan? Linguo = DEAD?

Do wrestlers' marriages ever work?

Gear it towards intelligent people. The large percentage of the fanbase that is dumb would just have to adapt. Not too hard.

Of note- Sad.

Maybe he likes you.

No Ernest? This sucks.

Sure, both are accepted. Four more, kids.

Bret Hart Undertaker Terry Funk Harley Race

Willie Nelson wouldn't make such a bad Roadie, you know. C'mon, keep nominating.

"OH SWEET JESUS! Jakks Grude Match 2-Pack Vader just threw Hasbro Dusty Rhodes all the way to the depths of Hell!" Hell just happened to be off the couch. I still collect all the new Jakks, but I put them on shelves. I'll never keep them in packages, though. That's not what they're for. That new Rockers 2-pack brings back awesome memories of the Hasbro one.

I almost rang you up for the exclusive Paul Heyman a while ago, but I stopped myself. I need the scratch.

Why is my baby? Supermarket, she was there.. ..Oh, not this again.

Since King of the Ring 1995 is generally regarded as the worst tournament ever (well, that Kuwaiti Cup was pretty bad too), I'd like to spice it up. I, myself, think that if they had have replaced all eight participants with celebrities, dead or alive historical figures or alcoholic former child stars, it could have been better. So, what I'm wanting the next seven people who reply to do, is choose one person in the 1995 KOTR to swap with a famous figure. The 1995 KOTR participants were- Mabel Taken by me. Undertaker Shawn Michaels Kama Roadie Bob Holly Savio Vega Yokozuna So what you're going to do is choose one of them who hasn't already been taken, and swap him with someone you think is similar. The person (who should be known by at least a small following) can be living or dead, but since you also have to pick what era this person is in, you'd probably want to choose a time when they were alive. For my pick, Mabel will now become Wesley Willis (circa 1999). Reasonings: -similar appearance -unintelligible dialect -former musicians -small cult followings -vicious head attacks -mental issues(?) Feel free to add some more reasonings to either my choice or anybody elses. Just don't try and swap someone who's already been done. Once that's all finished, we'll take a vote on who should advance to the semi-finals, and then the finals. That's open to everybody, even if they didn't participate in the trade-off. Go.

1) Points tallied on first page. I almost died doing it. 2) I forgot to post HeAT results, but I added points to your totals. Match Results: Shelton Benjamin beat Heat GM Steven Richards; Tajiri beat Chuck Palumbo; Victoria & Nidia beat Molly Holly & Gail Kim 3) Someone needs to buy me CS5 Terry Funk.

Saw it Monday. I'd go 7.5-8 out of 10.

Uh, my nomination is still in progress.

I'm still undecided on buying it or not. Pro- It's an extended Raw. Raw is entertaining once in a while. Con- Unforgiven was pretty lousy. The matches look boring on paper. Half of the show is a joke (Eugene/Bischoff, Kane/Snitsky, diva battle royale, those two chicks from that thing) I don't know what the main event will be. A bunch of people I don't care about will be wrestling (La Resistance, Chris Jericho, Edge, Orton, everybody 'cept Flair and Benoit, but they're telling me not to care about Benoit anymore anyways) IT'S THIRTY FOUR NINETY FIVE. Not anymore.