The Mandarin

Moby Top Five (no order)- Natural Blues First Cool Hive God Moving Over the Face of the Water Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad? Honey Honorable mentions to The Sky is Broken, Porcelain, and My Weakness.

Today, Oct. 16 Since Triple H is the supposed locker room "leader", what does that give him the rights to?

Speaking of diaper commercials, am I the only one who's seen the Pampers commercial where some fat dude says to his son "Commander (Cai?)" and the kid makes a hilarious sound that should only come from the autistic? It's seriously the greatest commercial ever. I see it every night during Unsolved Mysteries.

Spongebob.

Ask him if the punches hurt.

Combined, We Make You A Song Lionel Tate and the Gang Find My Baby

If you're the guy on the end at the left, you look like Kyle when he gets bombed out of his mind at the black frat house in Road Trip. Awesome.

Today, Oct. 15 Name a match with a stipulation that you'd like to see. BUT-- you can't use a letter twice. "Versus" or "against" or the word you use to connect the two names doesn't count. No numbers.

Boo-urns. They didn't show Undertaker murdering Heidenreich. That's the only reason I actually bother watching tonight.

The chairshot Bob Holly takes to end the match is absolutely disgusting and I hope he got his brains scrambled for agreeing to take it.

Non-Spoilers: There's also an AWFUL Luther Reigns/Page 3 girls segment which I just saw. "When I said you were hot.. I LIIIEEEEEDDD!" Rico kisses Rene Dupree on the mouth during the Battle Royal. That was Pat's going away present.

Hey man, I saved your ass in 'Nam.

Today, Oct. 14 Tell me just HOW did Jamie Knoble get an infected ass cheek?

Budro Jiggler, please.

No, sorry, free agency finished Oct. 2nd. I'ma changin' me name.

Jeez, what is Bradshaw dipping those baby carrots in?

Oh sweet lord. That's awful.

I usually test at the clinic.

What was the purpose of noting that it was moving? Would it not have smelled as bad had it been parked?

Yesterday, Oct. 12 Don't reply to the last post. You all did very well on that one, so-- Today, Oct. 13 Inflate WWE-related numbers. Just like Vince!

So THAT'S my government.

"How the hell did I get here?"

That's funny, one time my uncle ripped one at the bank that apparently smelled like a pregnant lady falling off a bridge.

Rudo, you are my new hero *cough* RUDO!!! This is like that episode of that show where the wrong name was called out during sex.

Next week, we'll take a vote on who won Raw just so there's no controversy. Honorable mentions this week to myself for the Batista/JR hand escapades and Quik for the N'Sync joke.