The Mandarin

I actually believed that he was going to be okay (after the report came out that he denied being on his "deathbed"). RIP.

Statement: By the end of December, "Superstar" Shawn (Magic Carpet) Daivari will be a OAORaw Over-Used joke without ever wrestling on the show.

I got Ms. Pac Man.

I'll miss not watching him wrestle.

**1/2, too many restholds during the middle.

Zack?

What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg. Wow...how did THAT kind of an error happen? Goldberg...Smaffles. Sounds like a new kind of cereal mixed with waffles. Actually, Smaffles sounds like a lovable animal of some sort, like a mammoth or wildebeast. Or a pimping bear.

Maybe he'll go for the Oprah route. "EVERBODY IN THE AUDIENCE GETS CARS!" *cheers* "VOLVOS!" *clapping stops*

What was it suppose to say on the closed caption? Goldberg.

Wow, I can't believe the Undertaker was forgotten this long. What, you guys weren't feelin' it?

Sorry to interrupt (if there's still more pictures to come). How much did the seats run you?

Smaffles was the greatest thing to ever hit closed captioning. Now the name has been immortalized under the guise of a pimping bear. Also, "One, two goirks" was awesome as well.

According to the commercials I saw last night, the fans are going to pick the Heavyweight Title contender for Taboo Tuesday.

...that was the quietest snapmare ever. Nobody in the audience made a sound. They were just observing it.

He punched himself after botching a Chapstick apply. Does that mean Kane is Ross Geller?

I shall never make a Star Trek reference again. Only TEKWAR from now on.

Kane: "..and that's because you're having MY baby!" *walks out* Lita: "Get back here!" *silence* Lita: "...KHAAAAAAAN!"

"TONIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA FACE-- ME! GRRR!"

Tonight, sleep will face Kane!

Somebody needs to bring a sign that says "Facing Kane tonight | | V"

Silly Mark Lloyd, he thinks we want to go to Ottawa to see a SmackDown house show.

Well, you must admit WWE likes to Reduce, Reuse and Recycle. Even from house shows.

THAT MAN IS SHOOTING

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