The Mandarin

JBL? That fucking sucks. I'd rather see Trevor Murdoch fight RVD in the main event than JBL. He will slow RVD down to a degree where the crowd will boo both men out of the building. JBL even gave Benoit a boring-as-shit match at WrestleMania that was less entertaining than select matches from the Booker T/Benoit rivalry (hard to do). Unless JBL uses shortcuts (blading, weapons), an RVD/JBL match would be a disaster.

I wouldn't mind Sexxxy Eddy vs. Necro Butcher and Darkstone vs. Super Dragon, should they ever make the trip with Hero (providing he comes back). No Claudio Castagnoli sucks. Screw you, ROH.

I think God already turned heel on Michaels at last year's Summerslam, because he was constantly bumping for nobody during the main event.

My comment that doesn't warrant a thread: JBL vs. Cena at JD is better than JBL vs. Eddie at JD. Although I haven't watched the Eddie match in many moons, I'd argue that to the death. I'll try and get a copy of the match if anybody wants to debate.

Re: SmackDown announcers getting DVDs (I think this was mentioned)-- They need to do a DVD of all the times Tazz has taken off his glasses. Each chapter would contain both the act itself and the incident leading up to it. You could also do a fantastic "Best of SmackDown" set even if you're only including matches where Cole uses "Damnit, he stole one!" at the finish. (Hint: That's all of them.) "Sounds Like A Senior Citizen with his Balls in a Vice: The Josh Matthews Collection" is also a possibility.

After listening to Hot Rocks several times through recently, I've decided that I very much dislike "Time is on My Side" but really enjoy "Heart of Stone". Make of that what you will.

Considering they wanted to call Bret's DVD "Screwed", I have a feeling if Owen gets his own well-deserved set, it'll be titled "The Rise and Fall of the Blue Blazer".

I'd like a kayfabed documentary about the life of those involved in pro wrestling. Like, we get to watch Snitsky pick up his purse for winning at the window; or see Kurt Angle go home and complain to his wife about that fucking Rey Mysterio.

The movie is about the duality of Jennifer Esposito's tits man.

Fixed.

I perused Claude Simon's Georgics yesterday, succeeded by The Art of War and Mishima's drab The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea, before beginning Paul Rusesabagina's autobiography. I also smoked cigarettes and enjoyed the music of Tom Waits as I changed my MySpace display name to a verse from a Neutral Milk Hotel song.

Foley vs. Edge; I haven't seen Undertaker vs. Angle. Despite hearing many good things about SmackDown, I haven't seen an episode before they did their year-end special. Haven't seen that much RAW either.

I've seen bits and pieces of it. Can someone tell me why you have to see Bill Paxton's ass so frequently? I mean, really.

The best selling in the HHH/Michaels match from SummerSlam 2002 came from Jim Ross. He was absolutely fantastic. Probably one of the top moments of his career.

In honor of that absolutely disgusting Island Driver on TNA tonight, I'd like to see what head bumps made everybody else cringe. "Head drops" does not include weapon shots to the head or stiff punches to the face, obviously. My current top five: 1) Joey Ryan's Duff Drop to the outside cement floor on Super Dragon. I just can't understand how Super Dragon is still alive, honestly. Just blew my mind. Totally awesome match, too. 2) Piledriver at SummerSlam 1997. 'Nuff said. 3) Ganso Bomb. See above. 4) Benoit's powerbomb on Eddie; Nitro 1995. He took it with his neck and shoulders but his head REBOUNDING off the mat was absolutely disgusting. What a noise that made. 5) Pepsi Plunge on one of the Briscoes at Reborn: Stage Two. That's one of my most replayed spots in history. He just went CRASHING down onto his skull from the top. Great finish. Holla back.

Muhammad Ali (current)- I took two picks for this because I'd like to see him attempt to punch me first. I'd slowly lean to the right after about five seconds and just slug him upside the head. Then I'd stand over his body and deliver some awful line like "Float like a butterfly, fall over like a tree" or "Stop shaking" or something. Nothing against him though; I'd just want to say I knocked out "The Greatest". Howie Mandel- Only if he asked me "Deal or no deal?" first, would I take a swing. Liev Schriber- Yo, get off Naomi Watts. Bono- Only rule is he has to be wearing glasses. I'd also enjoy punching Gus Van Sant (after making him wait for an hour and a half with little buildup or action).

OHHH shit that must have hurt.

Masters enunciates like a woman.

This is major build-up for the PPV return of Chuck Norris.

The heat for CM Punk vs. Austin Aries was over the top. Really loud audience. Magnum TA vs. Blanchard: I Quit Cage Match was pretty heated. Slaughter vs. Shiek at MSG (with probably the best finish I've ever seen) also got a NUCLEAR crowd reaction.

It sure would be.

"Dad? Juvi?!?"

Is it over? Rogers cut out right after the finish of the match.

They need to reuse that entrance ramp/spacecraft from Royal Rumble for John Cena tonight. That was incredible.

Never again! Congrats.