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This shit just doesn't end. And what does any of this have to do with wrestling?

Man - HHH even goes over at the Olympics!

No, no - the swerve is that Kane won't be the father either.

Oddly enough, I'm more attracted to Lita now that I know she's a slut.

It's official - she's going to give birth to the AntiChrist.

He's not directing it. It's a Chinese flick that was released in the mainland some time back - I think he's only involved in the U.S. distribution.

Yes! Gail & her implants are back!

Do you even LIVE in my district, Tyler? Then STFU. I'd love for that cancer to finally be voted out of office, but given the pathetic demographic of my district, it isn't likely.

This is everything the Billy & Chuck tag team should have been.

If they do this, two things need to happen. 1. Impact needs to be two hours long. 2. NO MORE FUCKING SQUASHES. EVER AGAIN. It better be completely full of "PPV" quality matches every fucking week.

Some people in this life just deserve to be beaten mercilessly with a sack of doorknobs. This guy is one of those people. And I eagerly volunteer to be the one swinging the sack.

This is no worse than what's happened in my own Congressional district, where the fucking liberals decided to vote for one of the biggest anti-Semites in Congress, Jim Moran, over his more moderate Democrat rival in the primaries a couple months back. Goddamn I hate my fucking community.

Finally saw it this weekend. Awesome movie. Christ, this and the first movie have actually made me a Matt Damon fan, and it makes me want to see him in more action films. It's a goddamn shame that Affleck is the one who gets cast in everything, but I suppose that's because Matt doesn't pick every shitty script that's thrown his way. Although I must say, no matter how much a Damon fanboy I may now become, I am NOT going to see Ocean's Twelve, because not even I can stomach two hours of George Clooney.

Fucking traitor. God I'd love Marvel to sue him over this - but it'll never happen, more numerous reasons.

RVD looks like he's really into that TV show. They're probably watching RAW.

La Parka & Nicho de Millionario both in the X-battle royale? Hmm. Maybe they are wising up and looking towards CMLL for talent. Unless they're pulling a swerve on us and getting AAA's shitty fake-Parka.

Christ almighty. I don't even really have anything against Kenzo or his wife, but honestly, at this point the yes-men situation in the WWE is far, far beyond the point where it's amusing any longer.

No, it's rather sad that Kerry apparently is having to resort to aping pages from the Michael Moore playbook in his efforts to attack Bush. I suppose he's more worried about the lack of a convention bounce than he's letting on. I have to agree with Downhome back on the first page - this move by Kerry was one of the first things he's done which reeks of very sad desperation.

An amazing amount of spin, to coin an O'Reilly term, coming from our last two liberal posts here.

Ummm, I'm not trying to be confrontational, but is it considered "Dodging" if you are invited to be a Rhode Scholar at Oxford? I mean, personally, given the choice, I'd pick Oxford over Vietnam, and not consider it dodging the draft, I wouldn't believe anyone here if they said they would pick to go to Vietnam over Oxford. Not that anyone here would ever get invited there. but, yeah, that seemes a bit flawed, to say he "dodged" the draft, like he did something wrong or illegal by going to college. =Gabe It was "dodging the draft" the same way that Bush serving in the National Guard was "dodging the draft". No one should really give a shit about either situation.

If the 8-man main event winds up getting anything less than 8-9 minutes, my disillusionment with Impact will grow exponentially.

You two are having like the gayest flame war ever. Christ, if this was a boxing match it'd consist entirely of limp-wristed slaps.

Yang is better off in Japan anyway. If he gets canned, he should just head back to All Japan. I'm sure he can convince Kaz to give him a job.

I think comedy sucks in regards to the Eddie / Angle feud, as there should be real animosity between the two, not silly comedy spots. This JBL / Taker feud I don't give a shit about, and frankly, it was due time for Taker to get the midget treatment. I'm enjoying this.

Well, the midget moves about as fast as Taker does these days.