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Wow...hope this isn't representative of the buyrate...

Hold on...they have YEARS of footage from 1995-2001 and they have four matches on the DVD? I mean, the matches look fun to see, that's for sure, and I know they have to limit it to guys that compete for the company now... But FOUR?

Wow...it's quiet in here.

Anyone know what's on the Monday Night Wars DVD? They could have a lot of cool stuff on that.

WHAT DO MY KNUCKLES SAY?

From livejournal.com Allison Danger picks up the inoccent looking Punk rock wrestling hooligan who hasn't slept on a Wednesday night in the past three months at the Baltimore airport. What follows is their story. Names have been mostly made up due to Punks hatred for officers of "the law"... So yeah, I let Allison drive my car, and she doesn't crash it, so we celebrate by me getting pulled over for (are you ready for this?)..... :drum roll: Driving too close to the vehicle in front of me. At least that's what the very clean cut looking officer who more than likely winds down his hard days "work" by downing a case of beer and beating his wife silly because he's embarassed he can't help his 8 year old with his math homework told me. I was told that I was following one and a half car lengths behind the guy that cut me off, when I was supposed to be following him TWO car lengths. Officer Douche Mcallister asks me the usual questions, and the entire conversation went exactly like this: Pig McBlueboy: Do you have anything in the car in the way of drugs or weapons? Punk: Nope. PM: Okay, i'm going to go run your license, just sit tight... Punk: No worries. ::Idiot cop walks back to his car:: ...in the meantime, another squad pulls up... Punk: Figures they'd need two cars for something as stupid as this. I can't believe he's writing me a ticket for something this stupid. Allison Danger (looking in the side mirror of my car): Um, Punker, I want you to keep calm. Punk: Huh? I am calm, I just think it's stupid that (Punk sees that the second squad is a K-9 unit) WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!? Allison: Punk, just keep cool! Punk: Fuck that, I don't....OH...OH! You've got to be kidding me! ::Officer #2 approachs my car with his DRUG DOG:: Punk rolls down passanger side window and yells at cop Punk: ARE YOU RIBBING ME? GET THAT FUCKING DOG AWAY FROM MY CAR! ::officer does'nt respond:: Punk: Serisouly, are you fucking kidding me? Hey! ::officer starts to knock on Punks car with his hands:: Punk: Okay, Okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i'll eat your dog. ::Officer #1 approachs Punks car once the dog and officer #2 are dog circling the car:: Officer Dickhead: Can I ask you to step out of the car? Punk: Absolutely not. Officer Asshole: Well, I need to explain this to you... Punk: Do it with me in the car Officer Bitchass: Well, can you step out of the car... Punk: Ya know what, fine... Now this is where it gets fairly hilarious people. I literally step out of the car, and once i'm fully stood up, i'm at least a foot taller than this cop. The look on his face was priceless. He takes a step back, and I shit you not, gulps. I'd imagine i'm horribly frighting looking by this point, because i'm legit furious that this little bullshit profile stop of my car results in a drug dog harassment. He backs up, never taking his eyes off me, and I nearly back him into traffic... Officer Justshitinhispants: Um...this is your warning. Punk: Great ::turns to walk away:: Officer Banana Brains: You need to take this, but before I give it to you, what do you want to tell me about what's in your car? Punk (now turning green): What? Officer pleasedontkillme: Is there anything in the car you want to tell me about, I'll give you the chance to tell me the truth, why were you in Nashville? Punk::raising his fists right in the cops face:: What do my knuckles say?! Cop: Why were you ::gets cut off by a very angry Punk:: Punk: WHAT. DO. MY. KNUCKLES. SAY? a very sad looking police man: Drug free. Punk: Exactly, so i'm a little offended about the dog right now. Copper: Um...okay, well, here's your warning, have a nice day Punk: Go fuck yourself. Reading this back now, it doen't even do it justice. Allison was sure that I was going to jail due to the way I was freaking out Every day of my life is like this. Never slowing down, always topping the day before. Life is hard, and I hate politics. Jimmy Rave is going bald. Bill Behrens is a sonofabitch. And I, soon to be the leader of the world, am better than you. Go play in traffic. Also, R.I.P Sterling James Keenans girlfriends Iguana. XxX

He talked about this in his second book. Tennis star Monica Seles was in the crowd, he wanted to impress her, so he got hit with a chair head-on in front of her. Sad thing was, she had already left, so it was all for naught. That's right, I read that. Thanks.

True, but that was before the brand extension. When that happened they had RAW and Smackdown, so Heat was the third show of the bunch, so they didn't need it to advance angles. But now the brands are separate, so RAW and Smackdown are each the "top" show, each with a "second" show in Heat and Velocity. If they did it before with RAW and Heat, why not again with Raw and Heat and Smackdown and Velocity? Besides, they could use it as a hype machine to announce matches and have guys do interviews to promote the big show on Monday or Thursday, and stuff like that. I guess it's just easier to replay segments, though.

Remember when Sunday Night Heat had angles take place on it? Big matches? Yeah, back in the Attitude days, and the days of Russo. But I remember when Heat got pretty damn good ratings for the WWF. Since they have a brand extension these days, why not use Velocity and Heat as places to put one big match a week and advance angles, instead of using them as recap/jobber shows? They could probably bring ratings up just by during RAW having a "this happened last night on Heat" sort of thing, to give people the impression that they should watch the other show because stuff actually happens on it. Just a thought.

Oh, and one added question: What's the sickest chairshot you've seen, ever? Dreamer to Raven? One of Foley's many?

So I'm watching a RAW from May of 1999. It's the show where Shawn Michaels returns to book a bunch of shit, and one match is Cactus Jack (for one night only) versus Mideon and Viscera in a hardcore match. Mick takes a SICK chairshot to the head from Mideon in this match, which got me thinking. Didn't he say in his book that he promised his wife he wouldn't do any of those after the 99 Rumble match with the Rock? Weird he'd do one in a match that was so unimportant. Just wondering. Later.

Thanks a ton. I totally forgot about Wildside and PWG. Any reccomendations on shows for them? Best places to get them? Thanks!

Okay, so I'm into indy wrestling. I love ROH, and I want to see the new MLW stuff. I've seen a little CZW as well. I'm wondering about 3PW and IWA-MS - I've heard a lot about the latter, but not a lot about 3PW. Are their shows worth checking out? Which are the best ones? What types of feds are they? How well do they draw? What other really good indy feds are out there? Which are the most succesful? Thanks!

Ever realize how many fewer catch phrases there are now than back in 98-00? Hell, most of the ones we're talking about are things announcers say. There really aren't a whole lot of catchphrases anymore - it's true, it's true.

The winner of which Rumbles were the biggest surprises? It's usually easy to pick a winner. Would it be Flair? Vince? Austin in 97?

I forgot to add that I haven't seen Summerslam 1991, but I've seen Bret vs. Perfect. How's the rest of it?

Lol, I never caught that when I watched it. Worse was Ken Shamrock's very loud "SLAP ME!" to Ryan Shamrock at the 1999 Royal Rumble.

1) Was Luger's face turn ever really _explained_, or did they just do a sudden transformation to American hero once he slammed Yoko? 2) Was the original KOTR 93 plan to have Bret vs. Luger for the title before Hogan demanded the title at WM? If that had happened, who do you think would have won the first KOTR? 3) What's the whole story behind Hogan demanding the title at WM? What about the "Savage punching Hogan out" story? 4) When did Giant Gonzalez leave the WWF? Did they just finally realize he was worthless? 5) Was it Savage's decision to go from the ring to announcer in 1993, or did Vince force him into it? It seems like he could have been a big draw to get over heels like Razor, Yoko, or Luger. 6) Was the Luger/Yoko Summerslam 93 match's result changed at the last second, or was it always booked as a countout? 7) When did the Quebecers enter the WWF? Thanks guys! I'm sure I'll think of more later. Cheers!

Got to agree with others here, great idea, but in the grand scheme of things, do you want the title to be on a red hot heel going into the "Road To Wrestlemania" that winter, or to what most of the fans saw as a glorified JTTS just for the cheap pop in Canada I'd be for an HBK-Owen-HBK transition during the time between the D-X PPV and WM though Steve I don't think it'd be a big problem if HBK got the title 1 or 8 days later, and then had won in a rematch or a four corners with HBK, Owen, Shamrock, and Taker at the DX PPV. But it didn't happen like that, so who cares, right?

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Not WWE, but a package of frozen peas. I saw that match!!!!! What was that from?

That brings up a fun point - what's the worst object you've ever seen used for interference leading to a pinfall?

Heyman really left his hand there in John's crotch a while...

If Rhyno was really smart, he's use more than a kendo stick.

Ivory's a MILF.