Hoff

This is a true statement.

Statement: Chris Jericho has lost all credibility after years of floundering in the midcard, and would no longer make a believable WWE champion.

Not to be snide, but you could just look around. It's not as though the board deletes threads on a daily basis. ...I lied. That was meant to be at least a little snide.

From 2: Garth: Hey, Bobby. A sphincter says what? (Bobby glares at Garth) Garth: I said...a sphincter says...what? Bobby: You want me to say what, like I don't get it. (Wayne and Garth back off) Wayne: Oh, geez, oh dear, last guy didn't get. Bobby (thinly): What. (smiles) Wayne: Last guy didn't get. You, you big, and we small. So, we go. Cassandra: Where are you going? Wayne and Garth: ENGLAND! Oh, to answer the question, I'd say between 10 and 15 times. Garth has some of my favorite lines: Russell: Benjamin is my friend. Garth: Benjamin is no one's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and dick. (Garth's dog enters his room and barks) Garth: What's that, girl? Aliens have kidnapped Wayne? (The dog barks again) Garth: Oh, Wayne's outside.

You guys need to do this again this week. Seriously. Impose the exile on yourselves, because it's ten times more entertaining than anything out of that "other" folder in ages.

This will in fact spoil shit so highlight at your own damn risk, bitches. Hoff vs. Chris Stevens, No Disqualification

Mr. Kurt Angle.

I got bored and feeling creative, and a few hours later I had this. Actually, this is my second try...the first one is pretty awful. This one's good though, even if I had to go with red instead of blue. One | Two | Three | Four | Five I'm simultaneously very proud of this, and somewhat ashamed. But more proud, I think. I'm gonna try and do more, maybe get a whole set going...Jesus, I need a girlfriend. Anyway, any input would be valued, if anyone here is artsy and/or craftsy, and if you're going to ridicule, pleas be kind.

Christophe: Maybe. There's a PM coming your way at some point here... *sips tangerine Diet Rite*

6 posts, and barely any feedback. You two should be ashamed.

OMG TEH FEEDBACK IS IMMENSE~! FEEL ITS RAW MANLY POWER OF DOOM~! So.... - Awesome opening promo by Crystal to start the show. It gave a "turning the page" feel to the whole night. Widow's return was a nice touch. - The Thrillogy promo was par excellence. Great job keeping Zack's obsessive nature intact and staying true to everyone's character. I loved it. - I loved the payoff for the Muse stipulation. This is going to be very entertaining. This whole segment had me laughing. Skull Kid is a great straight man, for a guy with skull makeup on. Cool segment. - Cool little Blurricane promo establishing Rick/Jude/Parka/Leah/Eddy as an actual stable, and it was cool to hear Blurricane say what he did to Jude. I likes. - Rick Shirley is...insane. I really love this. A lot of us take this very seriously, which is cool, but clearly Rob is having a fucking ball and it's a blast to watch. Keep it up. - I caught a sneak preview of CC's Crystal/Hoff encounter but I loved it. Again, so true to the character. Other people are doing great at writing for me, maybe I'll retire. Heh. - Joseph's promo was spooky cool. The only "critique" I have is that sometimes Joseph seems like a wrestler, and other times like a managerial-type. It's settling more on the former now, but it threw me for a little. Anyway, I am looking forward to the "devil" persona. - As a note, Adam and I split duties on the 24/7 match, so address anything to both of us. I thought it was solid, a little short, but it told the story it wanted to. - Cool debut promo for Daniel Morgan! The gimmick reminds me of the mid-90s "every wrestler has a job" gimmicks. That's meant as a compliment, btw. It should be interesting to see the character develop. - Cool to see the Machine a little on edge after Sunday. Wonder what kind of influence they'll have over the BOD. - Logan and Krista's promo was not just funny, but it was GREAT writing and great character development and I loved it. The tension brewing amidst both the Saints and COD is awesome. - I STILL MARK OUT FOR THE GPX! It's pretty sad. Fun, fast-paced match. A little quick, but still good. Neat to see the continuity with the NNMX being frightened of the Hitmen. Cool ending (really liked it!) and neat little brawl at the end. - Awesome. I really like Black...really. I can see him as a future champ someday, and I hope such a thing comes to pass. Very tight promo. - Let me say something. If you're having trouble on the match-writing end of things, work with Tom, because he will have your character doing things that you couldn't even think of, and yet it flows and makes sense. I love when my guys can get involved with his. Tremendous match, despite the "obscenely long commercial break," and I loved the end sequence. Made Hoff look good, and Sly look...well...resillient. - Intense (OMG INTEN5E~!) promo from Taylor, capped by the nice recap of the awesome cage match at AS (which I need to get to feedbacking here). Interesting to see what Kev will do with Bryte out. - Nice little respect promo from Crystal and Sly. - Nice to see Axel with SOME gold. A cool little ME promo, and the dream partner match sounds very exciting. Of course, on that front, let's just say I know something you don't know.... All in all a great read. Promo heavy but WELL-WRITTEN, and the matches were solid as usual. In closing... HOFF VS. STEVENS ON THURSDAY!! SET YOUR BAH GAWD VCRS!! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!! And any feedback for me would be appreciated.

Wherever we end up, Hoff and Stevens, one-on-one. Hoff will also have some comments about last week's #1 contendership match that may surprise you. TUNE IN TO FIND OUT~! OR CALL THE HOTLINE!! 1-800-OAOAST~!~!~!~! $24.99/min!!!!!1

I'd just like to say that it's awesome to see two new guys join within a week. Welcome.q

First, it's Fresca, not Fresco. Fool. Second, that's mean.

Hey, Mr. Nice Guy. Answer my PMs why dont'cha.

I am curious to see what the preference is, although I'd rather NOT have people changing because of the polls. I like that everyone brings something different to the table. But I am curious as to the outcome and the reason. I think if used effectively, spaced-out counts bring a lot. You can't make it JUST for the finish, or it's predictable, but if you tease them at the end, it gives a feel that anyone can win.

OMGWTF? *spraypaints "Thrillogy 4 Life* on one side of the champ's car, "Welcome 2 da Future" on the other*

*sips a Fresca in the corner*

zing.

SURVIVE OR SURRENDER OAOAST CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Crystal vs. Zack Malibu © Zack, no doubt. TLC TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH Black T vs. GPX vs. NNMX © I'll take the champs to retain. BARBED WIRE PERGATORY Sly Sommers vs. Calvin Szechstein Calvin, easy. TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR FOUR WAY TAG CHALLENGE MATCH (The winner gets Ten grand.) Bryants vs. The Tethers vs. Frankensteiners vs. Skull Kid & Skull Mask Bryants 24/7 TITLE MATCH Hoff © vs. Gunner ....Chris Stevens? ALMOST FAMOUS MATCH Chicks Over Dicks vs. The Saints COD CAGE MATCH Panther vs Chris Bryte Panther X-TITLE MATCH Rick Edwards vs. J. Arthur Edwards JAE via copious interference Judas vs. Christopher Cain Judas Drek Stone vs. Leon Rodez Drek The Mad Cappa vs. Stephen Joseph SJ

Thursday night bowling = me skimming. What stuck out: - Zack and Northstar - Rodez's pizzas - Hell's Hitmen escape - End beatdown More later~

More of the 24/7 love triangle because YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT!

Untrue. Post for eight days and test it. Actually, don't.

w00t

If you wanna do that before the night before the show next time, that'd be nice, Boozy.