Hoff

What kind of stuff do you write?

Hoffman, you think of the worst fucking threads. I used to respect your posting ability, now a sudder whenever I see you've responded to a thread. Grow a set of balls, bitch. n0 You sure bitch a lot. Maybe that's what you're good at! That, or just KILLING the over/under. Either way.

"Now Claire, everybody can do something." -- Judd Nelson, The Breakfast Club In the spirit of the positivity thread, I thought it might be fun to share one thing that we're really good at. Think of it as a conversation starter, or a getting-to-know-you type of deal, or just a timekiller. I'll start. If there's one thing I can do, it's sing. I'm at best an average guitar player and a decent songwriter, but I can sing like nobody's business. I've received many a compliment on it. So okay, next person, step on up. P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets.

Of course not; one of his victi-- uh, friends, told him what it smelled like.

It's nice. I also didn't like the cyan/crimson mix, and I thought the WWE logo was a little too big, but otherwise very nice indeed.

Lowest ratings EVAH~!

On a related note, you can't see me either. Right, Hoff? Huh, whoa, what? Did someone say something?

Like 5% of my posts are like that. High relatively, sure, but come on. That's what I'm talking about with the whole "you don't know me, you don't know me" *ghetto finger snappin'* thing. That's all. Most the shit I spout off is just irreverent nonsense. Ask anyone.

I never go to the wrestling folders...I never have. But, I do like wrestling. So the only logical choice was La Parka.

YOU'RE awful. ^ has a coat made out of baby pelts (baby humans, in case there's confusion)

Your pictures always rock the house though, Hoff. Bring back your last avatar! That's *4* times I've been asked to bring that avatar back. When I get tired of Stephy, I will. Also, I guess I can't fault the guy for quoting my Paint pic. I mean, I would too. But it's just weird what happened: Hoff: efed > complaining Bank: no Hoff: u suk Bank: no U suk (we have these differences of opinion sometimes, no skin off my nose) Hoff: whatev YPOV: hoff iz a duche Hoff: Excze me? stfu plz, you don't know me *waves hand in front of face* YPOV: ur stoops Hoff: whatev *time passes* YPOV: no UR stupid hoff! Hoff: ?! So you see where the confusion came in. Suffice to say, the avatar will be back soon. By the way, if anyone can, you know, hook me up with a "free" copy of Animation Shop, that'd be tits. My codec....er, my registration, ran out a couple weeks back.

That's one of the best Family Guy moments ever. "To be honest Diane, I'm surprised."

Also, someone make sure to show this thread to Squirtle, I know he loves 'em. Just post a rumor about the person above you. Positive, negative, whatever. Try to be absurd.

Way to drag things up from like three days ago. Loser.

^ recognizes greatness

^ contributes at WDI, which is awesome

^ quite good-natured when people misspell his name.

Basically, people couldn't keep making positive comments in the positivity thread, and some other board drama carried over. Did you ever take one of those tests where it says "read all the directions" and the last step is to skip all of the other steps? Neither did I.

Who wants a taste of my Oolong tea?

Nice.

^ proved to be more than just a pretty cockstrider

Whatever. I was talking to West Side Story the other day and it said it could kick your ass. Its words, not mine.

*timidly raises hand*

.... *is t3h st00p1d* Sorry. Glad you like the pictures, though. I was especially proud of the brains. Awwww, that's my favorite emoticon. Kichie kichie koo.... *tickles emoticon* ..... what. Shut up. Anyway yeah I DID have a point, which was that I've never had bad fries at Wendy's, and I eat there....well more than I have any right to. And at several different locales. So, there you go.

What my associate means to say is... - Hoff vs. HeldDOWN Enhancement Talent Tom "Capital" Goran; and - an update on the injury status of CWM.