Hoff

Hey...my plans with MMoM just fell through, so...Jay Richards is available for any sort of X-Division action in July, or in August for that matter. But if you guys are all set, don't worry about it.

Ironically, the Future is pining for the Lohan of ages past. *SPINEBUSTER to PK*

*burns out eyes*

*Future Shock to vomiting smiley ON THE HEARTLAND TITLE*

I'm confused by the significance of the vomiting smiley....and for record, *I* should still be World Champion!

I'd like to cast an early vote for November Reign. I like it. I actually like the name "License to Pin," and Dirty Deeds as well.

I like it, although my opinion counts for relatively little in this instance.

Also, Axel is a bad wrestler and a bad champion. I hate flood control, by the way.

I've downloaded fourteen matches this week. Nobody talk to the cops, okay?

I'm a little nervous about anything named License to Pin.... In singles action, Hoff will take on an opponent he has never faced before....with the #1 contendership on the line! Is the big man gonna make it to Angleslam with his title shot intact? There's only one way to find out...order License to Pin today!!

Some secret.

Plus we all secretly hate you.

I don't suppose anyone's gonna do any actual booking.

You didn't ask!

yes!

Good show this week, f'real. - Seems like everyone enjoyed the Axel/Hoff bit, which is good. It felt good writing it, which isn't to toot my own horn...just saying it came easy, which is always nice. And after all the teasing KC has done to me over the HD theme music, amongst other things, he better damn well appreciate the nod Hoff gave Rodez. You bastard. - Not only do I like the story in the women's division, the bounty on the head of Jenny Adams, but the injury angle was done well, too. Nice work, Tom. - I really love Street Fighter III, and my friends and I invented a dance called the Spaghetti Arm. I hope this covers any questions people had. - Good Drek/Leon promo. I like that, once again, Drek's pride is his enemy. - Serena Blackmore, eh? S'all right by me. More women in the women's division is a good thing. - Alf's promo was really good, I thought. Short and to the point, but with that same Alfdogg cockiness. I'm really feeling Alf right now. Love the Heartland Title, too. Bad-ass. - I loved Corny's BB gun analogy. I concur that Tony's tag stuff has been very action-packed and fun to read lately. Good match with a good ending. - Did you ever notice that, in the "Attitude" era in WWE, whenever Godfather brought the hos to the ring, it was always with Tim White on duty? Anyway. PK, man, you got nothing to worry about with your match-writing, as it's always good and this was no exception. The commentary was good, and the crowd interaction was good, and the MATCH was good. I enjoyed the ending, as it really put over the AitH. Good match, worthy of being a main event, and congrats to our new X Champion.

- Hot little match with Alf bringing out THE HAM~! Good action with a couple neat false finishes. I liked it. - Leon's promo was great. I mean, flat-out. I liked how he was able to make this serious statement and still be himself, still be funny. Really strong stuff. - Good match...I like how Scotty took out his own partner to get his move off. Battlebowl = chaos. - Brock and PRL vs. Otaku and Tim Livingston was all right...I dunno, wasn't feeling it too much, but it wasn't offensive or anything. - Drek and Black would be an interesting team if they could get along. AWESOME with Drek's entrance speech for Dan and then the brawl. This was the best way for this to end. I like. - Next match was really good...the Crystal jokes were entertaining. But Crystal and Gunner on opposite sides was handled well, and the finish was a crowd pleaser. Good stuff. I wrote ALL of the next three matches myself, so I hope they were okay. - Axel vs. Batista -- I knew the direction Adam was gonna go, but this was actually a very entertaining power match. Cute at the end with the spinebusters, and then the thumbs. Good read. - teh Battle Royal -- ...I hate that @#$% song. Anyway...great match. The old vs. young story was prevalent throughout, and there were some other cool moments as well. The "assisted Pollycutter" was awesome. The battle line being drawn at ten was such a cool visual....I mean really, I fucking loved it. CWM's elimination was really cool. Drek's MIND CONTROL on Gunner was neat. Shining Wizard by Leon, off of Hoff, to Gunner...incredible, I wouldn;t have thought of that spot in a million years. The whole ending from the final four on was just mind-blowingly hot, well done, and I loved it. So much proppage indeed to KC for a job well done. So yeah, all in all, an awesome show.

Oh. SEND EVERYTHING TO ME BY 8:00 PM EDT. That's an hour earlier than usual. Please try your best to have it by then.

....I suppose that'd work.

Bippity bump. PK, the X Title is the first post of this thread.

I came across this thread when I was looking for the pictures of all the titles...man, it's funny how Zack was all "I'd never go heel" like three weeks before turning...good times.

Mine was cooler in eleven days than yours has been in three months.

I'LL SUCK YOUR RECEPTION!!!! .............. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

JUST ADDED! Chris Stevens has succeeded in getting Brock Ausstin a shot at an OAOAST title. Which will it be? Tune in to HeldDOWN to find out!

Gracias, Ton'.