TheBigSwigg

Bring it on, whippersnapper

You say this as if I've never handed you your own BUTT. *T-Bone Suplexes DK* *laughs at LFV's empty threat*

I booked my own IMPACT in this thread. I also complained about TNA, as usual. *waits for someone to care*

Ha Ha... Ha Ha fag.

What producer was he portraying? I can't remember.

You might get hit by a car, though. *wonders if there is a downside*

You know, now that we've said something about it I bet $10 AoO will close it. It'd be a damn shame, too. This has been quite the good thread. Worthless, but good anyway.

It may be a shitty spot, but it's SABU'S shitty spot. *Anyone else think this is the Undertaker of TNA threads?*

I would like to thank Becca, not me, not Paul London, but BECCA for this: I wonder if RedBaron is in on this Bandwidth theivery.

Wow, I'm disappointed. I expected creativity, and all I got was this? *Delivers a Belly to Back Suplex, and then an ARABIAN FACEBUSTER to LFV*

Last Free Voice, 1971 Dodge Challenger, Front Teeth

It's so sad that you'll throw inside jokes into your review just so people will read......

I'm still Swiggy, and plan on returning to that name soon, but for now I'm the Tack Monkey. And maybe I'll read the Rush Okay, I lied, I won't

Even though Cornette's got bias against Russo, he's generally right. The shows have been off and on since day one. You'll have a match which hits perfectly followed by a match that makes no sense. They're having problems telling stories in and out of the ring, and always have. This is the biggest flaw of TNA, and the reason WWE is on top. That and Jarrett truly IS a horrible worker to build a company around. Maybe not twenty years ago, but definitely now. He's got very little charisma and can't improvise on the mic.

You're talking to the guy that talks to himself....queerbait....

AoO will be locked in his room working on this until Christmas.

I myself would mark out if they brought back the original where Season 3/4 left off. I've been dying to see what the series was like in Japan after the show died in the US. And I do think G1 should be left alone, now.

My logic behind it is that Sabu WOULD cause the distraction that Monty needed to get the pounce. I know TNA won't just give this match away, but they should because it showcases who they have and what they can do. I'm not saying put this on every week, but a match of this caliber every once in a while is like the Ironman match or the Cage Match on Raw and Smackdown, it shows people what they COULD have if they ordered the PPV. I would agree that Raven vs. Brown is more ME caliber, but Jeff Hardy has been hyped like the second coming of Christ, and to put him on earlier lets the air out of the hype too quickly. They're trying to push him as the ME, and you don't want to feed him to Monty right now when they're going to meet Wednesday, so it's the only option. Emphasize that it's his IMPACT debut, and make people watch the whole show to see it.

Out of curiousity, what would you have done?

*presses play* Tack Monkey, that funky Monkey Tack Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Got this dance that's more than real Read Tack Monkey here's how you feel Put your left leg down, your right leg up Tilt your head back let's finish a cup M.C.A. with the bottle D. rocks the can Adrock gets nice with Charlie Chan We're offered Moet, we don't mind Chivas Wherever we go with bring the Monkey with us Adrock reads three Mike D. is D. Double R. foots the bill most definitely I read Tack Monkey and I rock well I got a castle in Brooklyn that's where I dwell Tack Monkey, that funky Monkey Tack Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Cause I read it anytime and anyplace When it's time to get ill I pour it on my face Monkey reads def when you're sitting on ice Come on y'all it's time to get nice Coolin' by the lockers getting kind of funky Me and the crew, we're reading Tack Monkey This girl walked by she gave me the eye I reached in the locker grabbed the Spanish Fly I put it with the Monkey mixed it in the cup Went over to the girl, "Yo baby, what's up?" I offered her a quip, the girl she gave me lip It did begin the stuff wore in and now she's on my tip Tack Monkey, that funky Monkey Tack Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Step up to the bar put the girl down She takes a big gulp and slaps it around Take a sip, you can do it, you get right to it We had a case in the place and we went right through it You got a dry Martini thinking you're cool I'll take your place at the bar, I smack you off your stool I'll down a '40 dog" in a single gulp And if you got beef you'll get beat to a pulp Monkey and parties and reelin' and rockin' Def, def Girls, girls All y'all jockin' The song and dance keeping you in a trance If you don't buy my record I got my advance I drink it I think it I see it I be it I loveTack Monkey but I won't give D. it We got the bottle you got the cup Come on everybody let's get ffffff Tack Monkey, that funky Monkey Tack Monkey junkie That funky Monkey Tack Monkey, that funky Monkey Tack Monkey junkie That funky Monkey

Close, as that was me around 7-8 years ago. I'm impressed.

Me too, since I can't get any lower than I've already been.

Okay, but I don't have a very steady hand with a razor.

I doubt you'd want to, I'm very hairy.

But I was learning. Where's your Patience?