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Could you not just open a villagephotos account and link the picture from there?

People pay money to see a face beat a heel. If that heel has a championship that the face can win, it just makes you want him to win even more. That's the logic.

I'm intrigued. But the idea of me being dead leaves me less than happy. I'll have to find a way around that later...

Fucking Spurs. At least we had three new players getting their first goals today.

No, Kazaa's network is not centralized. If it was, then kazaa users wouldn't be getting sued, RIAA would just take kazaa down like Napster and Audiogalaxy(RIP) I think that was irony. Although with Mole, you never can tell...

2 Cool vs Bashams or WGTT Annother c/w match (possibly with Tajiri) Billy Gunn or Hardcore Holly match (it'd be a shame for Holly to go from title shot to nothing in 3 weeks. Justified, but a waste of the hype) Actually, fuck knows. All the big names are in matches already.

I am not a happy bunny.

Not any more! EDIT: Bugger.

I've got At The Drive-In's "Napoleon Solo". It took me ages to write it in from tab, but it's hella cool.

If face Eddie wins: feuds with Angle, Lesnar, The Big Show (although I can't see him succesfully defending against Lesnar or TBS) If heel Angle wins: feuds with Eddie, Cena, ? I can't see Angle winning this feud if he's a heel, because he has no-one to drop the belt to or feud with for more than a few months. Therefore, I'm calling Eddie going over at WMXX (and possibly after too) before dropping the belt back to Brock.

Chapter 2 ::The sun rose over Old Portsmouth Town as Chave headed East. After the previous nights confusion, he now knew where he was going. He was going to the Old Observatory Of Old Portsmouth Town to see the local Astronomer, Fred Dineage. He drove up to the dilapidated observatory, and entered nervously:: Chave: Hello? Fred Dineage? Fred: Yes? Chave: ‘lo. Fred: What are you doing here Chave? Chave: I’m on a SAGA~! Fred: Annother one? But you didn’t finish the last one. Chave: Shut it. Have you noticed anything unusual recently Fred? Fred: Not really. Chave: Oh. Well, there’s been a load of random stuff recently. Like crop circles and stuff. Fred: I thought they were always there. Chave: Yeah, me too. Sheep are being stolen too, and kids are talking in tongues. Fred: Wyrd. So, how do you fit into all this? Chave: Well, whoever’s doing all this is calling for my head. Fred: That doesn’t narrow it down much. Chave: Ay, fuck you Fred Dineage. So, there’s been no flying saucers about recently? Fred: Well, now that you mention it, I did see a strange airship the other day. Chave: Explain. Fred: There was a large airship hovering over Old Portsmouth Town all last week. Chave: I didn’t see it. Fred: No, it was painted as a cloud. The only way I even noticed it was there was by the large red writing on the side. Chave: What did the writing say? Fred: It said “PROPERTY OF TSM” Chave: Whoa. How do you do that color thing with your voice? Fred: I clicked on color = red before I spoke. Chave: Oh. cool. Fred: I think you're missing out on the big picture here. It said "PROPERTY OF TSM". Chave: Gasp! So, it’s a cunning ploy by TSM. But why would they be trying to kill me? Fred: Because you suck the fat one? Chave: Godammit, Fred Dineage, shut the fuck up. Fred: Dick. Chave: I warned you! ::Chave shoots Fred Dineage:: Chave: Bitch. Ahem. So, why would people from TSM be trying to kill me? What would they have to gain? Is there even a remotely good story that can come out of this? To answer all these questions and more, I must leave. To Canada! ::Chave goes to Canada:: THE SAGA WILL BE CONTINUED SOON~!

To be fair, Billy Connelly did it a good 10 years ago too.

my saga > your saga. I had a saga? The sga of cwm cwm: i am happy today . because thew sun is shiniing and i have some floweres. hello there mr. banky. banky: hello there mr cwm. how are you? cwm: i am happy banky: i am happy too. cwm: we are both happy. banky: - cwm: - banky: - cwm: - banky: wanna fuck? FIN~!

my saga > your saga.

Chapter One. ::Chave awoke from a deep sleep. It was dark. He didn't know what the time was, but it was raining heavily outside. Beside him, a phone was ringing. He picked it up, as was the style at the time:: Chave: Hello? Mysterious Voice: You are wanted Chave. Come to the mysterious old warehouse on the outskirts of Old Portsmouth Town. Chave: Sonofabitch! ::Chave leapt out of bed athletically, like a great big lumpy salmon. He put some random clothes on and ran out of the house into his chavemobile and drove swiftly to the warehouse. He entered, and could see nothing except the shadowy outlines of two strange figures:: SF#1: Come no closer. Chave: Who are you? Why have you brought me here? SF#2: We need help Chave. The Earth is under attack. Chave: Buh? SF#2: Buh indeed Chave. Chave: No seriously. Buh? SF#1: Quite. Strange events are being occurring in the vicinity of Old Portsmouth Town. SF#2: Sheep are being stolen. Young children are speaking in tongues. Crop circles are appearing everywhere. Chave: What do they say? SF#1: They say “Bring us the head of Chave”. Chave: Cor blimey! SF#2: Quite. That is why we have called for you. Chave: So, are you going to protect me? SF#1: No. Why the hell would we do that? Chave: Out of the kindness of your heart? SF#2: No. We’re cunts. Chave: Oh. Bugger. SF#2: Quite. Chave: So what do you want me to do? SF#1: We need you to find out what’s causing these strange occurrences. Aliens? Communists? Big fucking dinosaurs? Chave: At a guess, I’d say big fucking dinosaurs. SF#1: That’s preposterous. Chave: Touche. So, are you going to aid me in my saga? SF#2: No. I told you. We’re cunts. SF#1: You must go now, Chave. Time is of the essence. Chave: But I’ve go so many questions. Who are you? Why now? Why me? Where should I go? SF#2: All will be revealed in time. Now go, Chave. Fulfil your destiny. Start your saga. And do it soon. We’ve only rented this place out ‘till four. Chave: ‘kay. ::Chave leaves the warehouse, gets into his chavemobile and heads East. He does not know where he’s going, why he’s going there or what the ending of this saga will be. But he walks with pride. And with a slight limp.:: THE SAGA WILL BE CONTINUED SOON~!

I'm guessing he meant his mate did the animation.

Never; I recommended him and was outvoted; and never. There was a mod vote on the matter? No wonder CC got in... It's like some god-damn popularity contest!

I don't get it. What are they looking for exactly? A big sign saying "we're evil"?

Did she just admit they're together? Who said people aren't dumb enough for kayfabe to work these days?

This thread rhymes with "betarded".

KidKrash is the new Gheyme, for anybody wandering.

While DH did keep pushing it when he was told not to, KK got a "public warning" for bullshit reasons.

Can someone link me to the thread? I'm too lazy to look through them all to find it.

Big fucking dinosaurs.

Au contraire. I believe the last thing you want right now is a 50 metre high spider with a gun. chave