One thing: any chance you could leave the spoilers out of the bit on the first page?
Reading "I haven't marked out this hard in a LONG, LONG TIME. If this is what it's like to be wrong, then baby, I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT!" would spoil the result for anybody who's reading your Diatribe for the results.
But yeah, it's a good read. keep up the good work.