You sure like to live the gimmick, eh?
You are undoubtedly the toughest guy on the internet and the way that you attempt to belittle me and curse me out sends a chill of fear throughout my body, so I certainly don't want to mess with you.
Anyways, I'm sorry Simon. I saw the way that you decapitated that cop. You so loco. I really hope that you don't jump through the computer screen with a machete.
Once again, sorry.
One other thing I've always wanted to know though... how did you get your hat to stay on your head like that without it falling off?
Easy man, you could get Peter Shabetta'd