I never get sick of it. This movie is awesome. Me and my brother go around doing lines from it to eachother all the time, because I think we are the only two that ever saw it.
"You just wanna share that, don't you? You finish it, I'll use the napkin."
"Where I come from, that's a felony."
"Yesterday I saw a game played by 5 men, 2 women, a child, and a goat at third base."
"Oh really, was the goat any good?"
"I can't believe people are going to be getting laid in this apartment and I'm not one of them."
"The doorman is a man with an animal's brain."
"I need a knife."
"What for?"
"To cut things."
"Can I tell you a secret? I have never paid for a taco here once."
"That's the secret? It's safe with me."
"Uh-oh, here comes the cleaning crew."
"Is this a joke, Al?"
"Well, they're warmups, right? That's what they're for."
"I made a mistake. I need the Lord. The Lord said people can make mistakes."
"No he didn't! Where did you hear that shit? The Lord said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!"
"Most of the ballplayers higher tutors. Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig."
"Didn't Lou Gehrig also have a terrible disease?"
"Yes, but he didn't get that from a tutor. I think he got in in college."
"The Yankees are very geared toward religion. Did you know Mickey Mantle's sister was a nun?"
"Oh really, what was her name?"
"I believe it was also Mickey, but with an 'i'"
"You could say 'Sorry about Billy Martin'"
"Billy Martin?"
"Just a guy he kept firing until he finally died."
Holy shit I can't believe I just sat here this whole time typing all of those out.