Canadians invented velcro, basketball, electric light bulbs, film colourization, goalie masks, pacemaker, kerosene, odometer, plexiglass, railway car brakes, snowblowers, standard time, television, telephone, wireless radio and zippers.
Plus so many more things, we're not useless. Ok...some of us are, but not most, unlike the states.
Oh well, we burned down your white house once. That's enough.